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Speaker 1: something to defend your house, your rights, your family if

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Speaker 1: someone was to break in. Uh, well, I don't know

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Speaker 1: how we got onto this topic. We're talking about it

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Speaker 1: the other day MTG. Because you what have you got?

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Speaker 2: I've just got just got my left fist of my fist.

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Speaker 1: Mate, right, you've got nothing else?

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Speaker 2: And then I've got bronze as a shield.

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Speaker 1: Right, she's on the door side.

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Speaker 3: Of the You've got no security at home?

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Speaker 2: I mean, no one's broken in, have they? So it's

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Speaker 2: been perfect so far, said.

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Speaker 1: Because you're always just that and iPhone. Well, I've got

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Speaker 1: a bat. I've got a baseball bat under the bed.

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Speaker 2: You said you had nun jacks.

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Speaker 3: Choking.

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Speaker 4: Imagine can you imagine me getting out of bed as

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Speaker 4: a plug of ballet Clavera stands there and I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to do numb chucks and hitting myself in the gym.

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Speaker 3: Have they none?

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure there?

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Speaker 1: Say it? I can't use my can't spell it.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: Remember there was we got a promo pack fits and

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Speaker 1: it was like a horror movie was for Saw maybe even,

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Speaker 1: And we got a baseball bat that had stickers on

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Speaker 1: it that was blood the.

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Speaker 6: Kid the Walking Dead was it had fake blood, all

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Speaker 1: The blood.

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Speaker 3: It looks quite freaky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it looks like, not only do I get

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Speaker 1: bat and I'm ready to swing. Here, it's already covered

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Speaker 1: blots that broke in, So I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 7: Do you have alarms inside the house or yeah, if

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Speaker 8: I find it.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about putting security cameras in right, we've

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Speaker 8: You do have cameras because you can watch your family

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Speaker 8: on your.

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Speaker 1: Phone when it's like a portable one. But I want

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Speaker 1: to get some sort of secure CYCN lying bed and

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Speaker 1: on my iPhone I can go. All right, three blokes

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Speaker 9: Do you honestly think that if someone came into your

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Speaker 9: the kind of person that would confront and go them,

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Speaker 9: or you would you would lie and flee, And how

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Speaker 9: would you actually.

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Speaker 1: When you've got your two kids and your wife there,

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Speaker 1: and you know that they could be coming up the stairs.

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Speaker 8: That you've got three.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've also forgot about.

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Speaker 1: Let one go. We're going to lose one. We can't

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Speaker 1: take a children. We're the children of the life raft.

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Speaker 1: Not everyone will make it, But I always picture myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm standing at the top of the stairs, right so

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Speaker 1: got the bat. And then as I hear him take this,

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Speaker 1: him in the jaw and that's it. He tumbles back

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Speaker 1: down the stairs. So this is your dream, not my dream,

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Speaker 1: and I want to have to do this. But the

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Speaker 1: warning somebody thinking about breaking into my house says, do

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Speaker 1: you rely on Gary? Do you think to be the

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Speaker 1: man of honor in this situation?

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Speaker 8: Always slept closest to the door.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because it.

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Speaker 6: Means because I'm first to get up for the kids.

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Speaker 6: Thanks a lot, Gary, But.

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Speaker 1: Yet no, she might actually prefer to be punched by Gary.

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Speaker 1: Then sorry, you then Gary prefer to be Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: do you mean? I reckon it would land. Oh no, no,

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Speaker 8: To be hit by him. Yeah, he could land a

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Speaker 8: Plus with my with my you've mocked my te ball

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Speaker 8: swing for years. But let's be fair.

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Speaker 6: If anyone's at the top of your stairs swinging about

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Speaker 3: Should be you.

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Speaker 1: Can we play a great moment from the Today Show.

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Speaker 1: Carlos was talking about this. This is a while ago,

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Speaker 1: but it was just such a highlight because a little

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Speaker 1: bit of innuendo. As Sarah suggested about me being in

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Speaker 3: I grabbed this.

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Speaker 2: Long stabdy thing that I have next to the bed,

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Speaker 11: A long step.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, because your bloke's got to protect his.

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Speaker 1: Family, right.

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Speaker 9: So I got me thinking, what do you have by

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Speaker 11: Georgia, did you have something?

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Speaker 6: Well, Tim's my long stabby thing, but I used to

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Speaker 3: Under the bed when I was single.

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Speaker 1: But ye, now I've got Tim.

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Speaker 3: Why would you want to actually stab them?

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Speaker 7: I'd want to be standing back and whacking them off

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Speaker 13: You have a long star that's going out for a while.

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Speaker 3: Interesting for the burglar, just come in.

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Speaker 1: He's broken in three times this week.

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to speak cash. I might as well

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Speaker 1: Harry Potter st Helen McCrory, whose husband is Damian Lewis.

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Speaker 1: And if you've watched Billions, Homeland Homeland said that was

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Speaker 1: She passed away after long Butter with can to age

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Speaker 1: I would say to Lisa, find a good man. Find

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Speaker 8: It's nice.

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Speaker 6: And she said it to the kids because they've got

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Speaker 13: Go out alone to find one.

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Speaker 1: You know, you've had your warm up, you got your

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Speaker 1: and she would know what that means. So we'll look

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Speaker 1: after you, be honest, look after the kids, and play

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Speaker 1: the role that you could try and replace me possible.

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Speaker 13: Look at anybody, I'll be looking down on you. I'll

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Speaker 13: be on your shoulder.

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Speaker 5: You can't stop it.

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Speaker 1: Ifien If Damian Lewis is in his fifties as.

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Speaker 8: Well, and he's he's looking at he's.

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Speaker 1: A looking guy and he's got a life to live

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Speaker 1: and he wants someone special in his life to share

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Speaker 1: It's selfish to say, hey, no, it's not come on.

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Speaker 6: We have this chat at home on all the time,

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Speaker 6: and I say to Gary, you will never meet anyone else.

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Speaker 6: Even if I die, You do not live on, you

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Speaker 8: You mourn me every single day.

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Speaker 1: He is forty right, you get hit by a car

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Speaker 1: this afternoon.

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Speaker 8: Thanks, okay, Wednesday sucks.

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Speaker 1: You're gone, Sorry, Sarah, don't see And.

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Speaker 8: Yet I feel like you may.

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Speaker 2: Have in reverse, so quickly over again.

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Speaker 8: Till I can later and you feel real bad.

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Speaker 3: You got the kids from school.

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Speaker 8: And now I know that is.

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Speaker 1: Imagine imagine say to Gary for the rest of his life,

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Speaker 1: that he couldn't have anyone special to share the rest

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Speaker 8: I am the most special person he'll ever meet.

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Speaker 1: Of course, he's going to miss you. He's going to

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Speaker 1: mourn you, yes, or do that every day. He will

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Speaker 13: Because you know what, if your partner passes away, I

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Speaker 11: And then.

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Speaker 6: Can we strip it back to what BJ does for you.

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Speaker 6: That's of a non romantic variety. I suspect you would

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Speaker 1: So once she's finally but imagine being imagine being sixty right,

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Speaker 9: won't we won't name. He's an elder gent and he's

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Speaker 9: Firstly, he says, once you get to a certain age

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Speaker 9: very much looking for a bit of companions and having

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Speaker 9: for example. I love this one he was and again

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Speaker 9: what sixty five sixty seven he met up with a

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Speaker 9: you're sixty seven year old.

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Speaker 1: The policemen, I would have said I'm sorry as you

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Speaker 3: So I'm getting pumped at the moment.

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Speaker 1: And when you see those numbers and there's about twenty

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Speaker 3: Are you serious?

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Speaker 6: See minor minor from Victoria was I was at my

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Speaker 3: And you find your block numbers, you can.

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Speaker 6: See it because you can go in and unblocks in

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Speaker 7: Sorry Steppes that but fun too.

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Speaker 1: When you need to subscribe to a website or something

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Speaker 7: Or you just Maddie Degree recently, didn't you, which was

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Speaker 7: a real laugh the pink shorts we call that funny.

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Speaker 1: Well you laughed three hundred times.

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Speaker 3: So yesterday, and this is what.

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Speaker 7: Real estate agents settle down mates, Obviously someone's passed on

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Speaker 7: my number, Sarah. So I'll get a guy yesterday, telemarketer

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Speaker 13: You put those two words together and yeah, man, thumbs up,

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Speaker 13: I'm in.

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Speaker 6: You get these requests a bit because old mate Carl

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Speaker 1: Yeah before viagress amurai, you buddy.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So this guy's so yesterday we gathered around and

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Speaker 7: But here's what happened.

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Speaker 1: You didn't do them last year due to COVID, we're

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Speaker 3: Does that cost cost anything?

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Speaker 10: To speak to free?

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Speaker 11: That's that's what.

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Speaker 7: So you get to speak to someone about property for

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 7: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Are you being inscious?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's a tough thing.

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Speaker 13: What another word for that would be sarcastic.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't it?

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Speaker 13: That's right?

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Speaker 7: Are you actually interested in?

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Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to do it.

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 1: So okay, so what are you looking at buying property?

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Speaker 7: I would be over the moon to speak to someone

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Speaker 11: An hour.

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Speaker 7: Over the moon.

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Speaker 9: Well that's what it's about.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'll give you let's all amazing.

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Speaker 1: No, no, we'll listen to this.

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Speaker 11: Has had twenty five years as your interest rates?

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Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding.

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Speaker 1: America's had ten years years had ten years.

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Speaker 7: We just started.

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Speaker 3: So stand by mate.

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Speaker 7: You know, I'm just still trying to get over the

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Speaker 1: Are you really what are you?

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Speaker 11: Are you interested or not? No?

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Speaker 3: Not really? Sorry, I can't take it in. He was keen.

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Speaker 1: You did still get the r if you want to.

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Speaker 3: Call imagine like with someone that I don't even know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: No charge, no charge around it.

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Speaker 13: Well, on this show, The Fit and Show, we are

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Speaker 13: massive fans of Coldplay.

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Speaker 7: And when Coleplay bring out a new single, Higher Power,

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Speaker 2: Get even more.

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Speaker 7: Excited when we've got someone waiting on the line, lead

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Speaker 7: singer of the band, Chris Martin. You're there, buddy, Hi, Wow,

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Speaker 7: we've got him, the one and only Chris Martin.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the fifty Whip Show.

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Speaker 11: Thank you guys. How are you doing good?

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Speaker 1: Buddy?

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Speaker 7: It looks a bit sky full of stars behind you there.

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Speaker 3: Where are you at the moment, Chris? You at home

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Speaker 3: in a spare.

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Speaker 11: Room an abandoned theater.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they left you there, Yes they did.

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Speaker 3: When people.

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Speaker 6: But with a piano clearly, so you have to entertain yourself.

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Speaker 8: I hope there's an escie of food.

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Speaker 11: I've been very well looked after for twelve months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know what was one of the special

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Speaker 8: No One at the Star as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah that was you did the Star.

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Speaker 7: But you also did the film clip for Scotland Town

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Speaker 3: Do you remember that one, Chris?

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Speaker 11: I do, And I'd like to say thank you to

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Speaker 7: Well see that's interesting, smart, so giving like that. But

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Speaker 7: there's some characters.

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Speaker 3: I mean, was that all in one go?

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Speaker 7: Or did you have to stop after a few blakes

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Speaker 7: came out of pubs?

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Speaker 11: No? No, it's all one go. It was fun.

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Speaker 1: So that's magical, isn't it?

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Speaker 7: Hey? Have you did it?

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Speaker 3: Was there a moment, Chris?

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Speaker 7: And I know over in LA you guys have been

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Speaker 7: doing it pretty tough over.

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Speaker 1: There, we do.

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 3: In Australia we are so lucky at the moment, Chris.

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Speaker 3: We have got so many Hollywood stars here because.

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Speaker 7: Where there's films, we're starting up their gigs are starting

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Speaker 3: Pubs as well. Was there a moment where you.

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Speaker 7: Thought about bringing the family and just hiding out on

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Speaker 13: Something in Sydney and coming to Australia.

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Speaker 11: We tried, but I got told we're not famous enough.

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Speaker 1: Mate. We could have stucked you in. We could have

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Speaker 1: said it was I don't know somebody else. We could

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Speaker 1: have said it was bon Jovi. We could have gone

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Speaker 1: with do you know what? I remember too? And there

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Speaker 1: name was Elton John and he'd actually taken the suite

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Speaker 1: and did a shout out to say, mate, thanks so

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Speaker 11: Did I say that? I think it's well known that

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Speaker 11: so you should. I can't play the piano very well.

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Speaker 11: I can't sing you single bands.

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Speaker 7: What are some of the aliases talking of hotels and

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Speaker 7: booking in have you had some aliases Ivy the years, Chris,

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Speaker 7: or do you just use your name?

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Speaker 11: I normally check in under like Prince Harry or something

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Speaker 8: How's that working out for you than Prince Andrew?

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Speaker 2: Pretty good, Chris.

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Speaker 8: We heard the new track the other day. Amazing. It's

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Speaker 11: Just life, I think, Yeah, I don't think I know so. No,

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Speaker 11: I'm listening to so many things all the time, and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, sure.

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Speaker 1: I love that idea too, that you are open for

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Speaker 1: approaching you're saying, hey, we think Cold Players right for

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Speaker 1: this one. I think Chris Martin's right for this one.

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Speaker 11: Well, that's the really kind of thing you'd said. Sometimes

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Speaker 11: that happens. Yeah, I don't know if any of you

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Speaker 11: I'm just following a muse and sometimes the song in

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Speaker 11: by this other person as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Is it really tough though to say to someone who

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Speaker 8: You would go well together musically.

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Speaker 11: I've never had that. One time I had that with

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Speaker 3: Called the Streets in our Mikey Skinner.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, and they had a song called dry your Eyes

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Speaker 11: and like sing on it, and I said no because

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Speaker 11: I thought he sounded amazing. Right, I want a posh

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Speaker 8: Did take that? Did he accept that?

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Speaker 10: On?

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Speaker 12: Was he?

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Speaker 11: They did? The song was like number one and everything

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Speaker 11: so it all turned up.

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Speaker 7: Wow, we do dodgy teachers on this show, but I'm

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Speaker 7: looking for dodgy teacher outBut this is where you know,

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Speaker 7: there is a breaking point where teachers without a doubt

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Speaker 3: Don't know how you do it.

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Speaker 1: You can only take so much.

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Speaker 3: Oh man.

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Speaker 13: And this happened in Melbourne yesterday at the Catholic school.

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Speaker 7: But I want to hear from you where your teacher

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Speaker 7: just lost the plot, Jess, I've had enough. You kids

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Speaker 7: around a teacher who'd had enough, were trying.

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Speaker 12: To teach you the music fuck Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado,

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Speaker 12: and all you can do is disrupt, laugh, be pathetic.

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Speaker 12: Come here if you come here, come here, come here,

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Speaker 12: come here now.

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Speaker 2: When they're laughing at you as well, rile you up.

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Speaker 7: I mean, this teacher, when you send them to the

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Speaker 1: Have good sense because you're sitting your order with me and.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to send you to the office if you

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Speaker 2: don't shut up.

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Speaker 3: That's a good one. This teacher just screamed at the

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Speaker 7: Down in Melbourne, and I this teacher, he just had

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Speaker 7: his hands up, Sarah.

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Speaker 3: And you know when kids just asking the question, but

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Speaker 3: why why do you want me to do that? But why?

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Speaker 1: But why?

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Speaker 3: And then he just he lost the place.

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Speaker 1: I feel a bit sorry for him. Something else is

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Speaker 1: going on in his life outside of the white question.

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Speaker 3: It's breaking point? But why just tell me? But why?

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Speaker 11: Why?

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Speaker 8: That's kind of how I checked to my kids sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, haven't got any summer height high?

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Speaker 2: Have you leave those kids alone?

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Speaker 3: He's had enough.

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Speaker 1: And I said to a teacher on time in class,

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Speaker 1: because this kid, what did he do? He chewed up

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Speaker 1: a page of a four paper massive spitball landed.

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Speaker 13: On the whole page page.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it a lot of saliva in that landed on

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Speaker 1: the teachers of the back of the teacher's neck. And

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Speaker 1: I said to one teacher, what would you have done

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Speaker 1: if that happened to you doing this other bloke? And

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Speaker 1: he said, well, I would have grabbed him around the

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Speaker 1: neck and slammed him into the lockers. Well, because he

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Speaker 1: would have been expelled, so I would no longer have

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Speaker 1: been the teacher.

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Speaker 3: It happened to David Eldridge at our school.

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Speaker 7: And don't get me wrong, David Eldridge was not an angel,

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Speaker 7: that's sure. So one mister Bell actually grabbed him by

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Speaker 7: the throat and put him up against the cricket nets.

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Speaker 7: Off Bell, you weren't allowed to do that, but we

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Speaker 7: thought about doing that to David Eldridge.

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Speaker 1: I remember I told you about Miss Cavell's and she

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Speaker 1: she was the art teacher. And she came back into

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Speaker 1: the classroom and one of the kids had used the

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Speaker 1: adhesive spray on her chair while she was out, and

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Speaker 1: she came in down and it's a laugh, went straight

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Speaker 1: through her pants and onto her underpants, and it was.

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Speaker 6: A very teachers And I still have no sympathy.

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Speaker 3: I didn't do it.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember the name of the guy who did it.

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Speaker 1: But she jumped up and yelled this.

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Speaker 2: Brand new country road.

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Speaker 7: Mister Norng, for you, you teach her out bursts? For

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Speaker 7: you tell me because you didn't like running long distances.

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Speaker 7: We're talking about Lenny pulling out of the cross country yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Mister Norng would just shout at me and you can't

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Speaker 5: do his accent, No, I can't do.

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Speaker 3: What was what? Did he label you a fat mess?

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Speaker 5: But he was to his credit and.

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Speaker 1: Fat mess again to his credit?

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Speaker 3: Any perfect? You know that comedian?

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Speaker 5: He had the same teacher, Miss went the same school,

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Speaker 5: and mister Norng came up with the nickname not so

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Speaker 5: as not so Perfect is very clever. Mister Norng did

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Speaker 5: all right, in the comedy.

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Speaker 2: Brownie points in that area.

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Speaker 1: Were you at again?

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Speaker 5: It simp beads SIMP beads.

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Speaker 1: Beads doesn't get old beds pulled out of some beads can.

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Speaker 5: Actually, it is a different spelling.

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Speaker 1: School, aren't they. They're very, very fussy about detail.

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Speaker 13: What do you mean did you learn about the saints

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Speaker 13: of the beads.

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Speaker 1: You moved to Sydney that guy?

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Speaker 7: Actually?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what a pity?

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Speaker 1: Hide and see. I'm going to make a call straight away. Guys,

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Speaker 1: as I pick up the string that's going to coming

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Speaker 1: out of the celebrity.

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Speaker 6: Booths between my legs.

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Speaker 1: I think they're wearing Dove deodorant. Oh I love blue.

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Speaker 1: I love Dove, but wearing Dove.

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Speaker 7: I wait for it to fifty percent off before I

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Speaker 7: buy any I do to.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've gotta wait. You're gonna wait. They do it

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Speaker 3: probably once a fortnight.

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Speaker 8: Stop doing that whipper. I'm going to get really mad.

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Speaker 1: You're on the string.

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Speaker 8: I'm not on it, but it's right through me.

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Speaker 1: If you want to play a long guy, Yeah, I'm ready.

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Speaker 5: Clue So yeah, celebrity hiding in the booth. Each song

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Speaker 5: is a clue.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready away? All right?

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Speaker 5: Celeb take it away with your first song.

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Speaker 1: Please. We are the champions, my friends.

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Speaker 9: We'll keep on fighting till the end.

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Speaker 3: Is it Adam Lambert?

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Speaker 1: I reckon, I know who it is.

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Speaker 13: I do too.

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Speaker 5: It's not Adam Lambert. It's not Adam Lamber.

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Speaker 1: And write it down.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but don't share it with says because you guys, you.

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Speaker 8: Know I've already done that. Okay, it's more fun if

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Speaker 8: you don't think we both have the same.

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Speaker 2: Who's one recently trying to think like sports?

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Speaker 3: The champion champion.

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Speaker 10: My friend Charlie on Facebook says, queen. Have you got

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Speaker 10: queen in there? Okay, so let't take it away with

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Speaker 10: your second song?

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Speaker 7: Please the mac dad and make you jump jump Daddy

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Speaker 7: Mac will make you jump jump.

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Speaker 13: Chris Cross will make you jump jump.

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Speaker 7: Cross clods backwards, Tom their jeans on backwards?

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 11: Jump jump a basketball.

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Speaker 5: Player, it's got We are the champions and we've got

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Speaker 5: yeah jump.

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Speaker 1: I would like to lock.

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Speaker 3: In an NBL player who's just won the championship.

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Speaker 1: Put his guest for well, please reveal yourself. Hugh Sheridan.

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Speaker 5: Hugh Sheridan's not revealing himself. That wasn't terrible but God,

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Speaker 5: you thought you'd now good? Good on your Let's get

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Speaker 5: another song? Yeah, third song? Please slip.

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Speaker 9: You're the voice trying to understand dad making noise and

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Speaker 9: make you clean.

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Speaker 1: I mean it sounds it sounds Sebastian, but it's not

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Speaker 1: because I would know gy Sebastian has done this before.

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Speaker 11: Tom.

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Speaker 9: Did this person happen to re simply win a show

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Speaker 9: that Maddy j C didn't win?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, luky Jacob, that's my that's my guest.

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Speaker 8: Interesting have you ever heard him sing before?

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Speaker 2: It's a bit of it like quadruple threat Son, you're

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Speaker 2: the voice.

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Speaker 9: He hosted X Factor one Dancing with the Stars Criss

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Speaker 9: Cross X Factor.

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Speaker 1: That's my hard that's gone really hard.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, Matt, you're incorrect. You want one more song? Says

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Speaker 5: she knows.

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Speaker 8: It from the very best song?

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Speaker 5: All right, so they take it away? Another song?

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Speaker 2: What if I'm far from home?

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Speaker 1: Oh, brother, I will hear you? Call brother? What if

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Speaker 1: I lose it? Or sister, I will help you would

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Speaker 1: sound South Australia.

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Speaker 7: It's sounds South Australia like Guy MESSI mean, if it

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Speaker 7: wasn't Guy says, who do you written.

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Speaker 3: This?

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Speaker 8: Very first? On Chris Sebastian.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to the show. Come round to the microphone.

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Speaker 5: Chris, are you beautiful man?

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Speaker 6: Your voice was so amazing all over and Chris Cross

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Speaker 6: make you jump that I'll have to get you.

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Speaker 8: Already knew by then, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Mate, Well the new single hard to Get in to

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Speaker 7: Love Chris Sebastian in Our Hide and Sing Booth.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate you coming in.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 13: The Friends Reunion it was just on being so good

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Speaker 13: So Binge us, do.

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Speaker 7: You guys want to recreate the intro to the Friends Show?

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Speaker 1: Because they've got the actual cout.

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Speaker 7: We've put his hand up straight away, I said, And

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Speaker 7: then I said to Tommy, Tommy, can I have a

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Speaker 7: chet you after the meeting?

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Speaker 3: See? Why don't we.

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Speaker 13: Don't? I don't know if the couch will be able

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Speaker 13: to hold whipper.

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Speaker 7: So we did a bit of a stitch up yesterday

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Speaker 7: when we went over to Binge to recreate the opening

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Speaker 7: of the Friends Show.

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Speaker 3: Everyone was having a good time. We're all friends for

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Speaker 3: a while.

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Speaker 1: Couldn't believe that we would have a chance to sit

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Speaker 1: on the actual couch that was in front of the waterfall,

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Speaker 1: in front of the fountain and recreate this awesome show.

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Speaker 7: We set up with one of the producers from Whipper

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Speaker 7: to come in and jump on the couch first of all,

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Speaker 7: and then that's where things went wrong.

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Speaker 6: But I think what we're going to do first off

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Speaker 6: is sort of trying and recreate the opening credits where

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Speaker 6: they've got the couch in front of the waterfall.

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Speaker 2: They're kind of one by one come and jump on

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Speaker 2: the couch.

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Speaker 10: So I understand one of you is Chandler today.

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Speaker 2: The jokester.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to get you here to kind of Chandler.

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Speaker 7: It's going to run and jump and back.

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Speaker 1: Is it quite spongy? A test run?

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Speaker 7: Just do it?

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Speaker 11: Just let's go. That happened, My god, John, you.

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Speaker 3: Look before you're kidding me?

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Speaker 9: Is it really broken?

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Speaker 10: Not sending it back to l A.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 11: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. And you look the screws have come

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Speaker 3: out of the arm wrest.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have jumped on it. You said to go

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Speaker 1: for it.

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Speaker 11: Oh my gosh, let's put on it.

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 3: It was a stitcher.

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Speaker 7: Because that's all we need because it's just a promo

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Speaker 7: for fat friends. Buddy told me you had a meat

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Speaker 7: who was over away.

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Speaker 1: You love Friends, You're gonna love even more our version

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Speaker 1: Fat Friends where the joke was on me.

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Speaker 7: So the thing is Tommy, and I thought, let's even

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Speaker 7: keep it from Sarah and Maddie the Great because Sarah

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Speaker 7: was asking you seem a little bit worried beforehand, I thought, no,

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Speaker 7: you were.

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Speaker 8: Being so weird. And then when I leant on the couch,

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Speaker 8: You're like, don't touch it. I was like, get lost?

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Speaker 7: Did I just say?

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Speaker 3: Sarah and the Groot's.

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Speaker 7: Reaction when they when they thought that it had broken

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Speaker 7: the couch the friends.

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Speaker 1: Because it wasn't only one of legs coming off, like

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Speaker 1: the arm was removed from the back and all the

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Speaker 1: screws had come out, and I thought I had broken

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Speaker 1: the actual couch.

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Speaker 7: Can I just say, even if they were connected, I

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Speaker 7: still think you would have annihilated.

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Speaker 3: Would have decimated.

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Speaker 1: Makes the fat kid jump on the couch.

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Speaker 7: You've got you see this video because it made it

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Speaker 7: was I was actually quite proud of you.

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Speaker 5: Jump curtain the Hi Jump.

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Speaker 7: You go to our Instagram account, the Vitia Emperor Instagram account.

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Speaker 3: The video is up right now.

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Speaker 1: The Vizi and Whipper Show is a Nova podcast for

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