Speaker 1: Big night last night, Jack, you look like a new man,
Speaker 1: and that's because you did something that scared you.
Speaker 2: And how good is it?
Speaker 3: You feel so good after it. I was on cloud nine.
Speaker 2: And the thing is, it didn't matter if you sucked,
Speaker 2: which you didn't. Thank you, That's not the point. It
Speaker 2: wouldn't have mattered if you'd fallen over.
Speaker 1: Or you shuffle down or whatever. It doesn't matter the
Speaker 1: fact that you did it. That's where you get the benefit.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 4: I wasn't trying to be a model. It was just
Speaker 4: something that was scary and it was fun to do.
Speaker 4: I actually ended up having so much fun once I
Speaker 4: walked out, saw your face, saw our beautiful listeners, Tom
Speaker 4: was there, my friends, and my mum and dad.
Speaker 3: It was actually really fun, even.
Speaker 2: Though it was hard to recognize us with our dusk and.
Speaker 4: Then me and my like, look that outfits not something
Speaker 4: I would generally wear, but hey, I wore it.
Speaker 3: You can check it out on our socials at the
Speaker 3: Christy Swan show.
Speaker 1: Right, You're very proud of you and we all were
Speaker 1: big show ahead of us. But first, let's talk about
Speaker 1: doing stuff that scares you. Are you doing something this
Speaker 1: weekend that makes you feel like nervous and alive.
Speaker 2: We want to hear about it. Thirteen twenty four to
Speaker 2: ten calls to say.
Speaker 1: Good acts the Chrissy Swan Show's Friday Big Night. Last night, Jack,
Speaker 1: you did something that really scared you and you absolutely knocked.
Speaker 2: It out of the park.
Speaker 1: And what I say to my kids all the time is,
Speaker 1: never ever think that things are going to be very bad,
Speaker 1: because they never are.
Speaker 3: Never.
Speaker 4: It's good to challenge yourself, and it's good to get
Speaker 4: yourself outside of your own comfortation.
Speaker 1: It is you feel alive, Chrissy say today, Yes, indeed,
Speaker 1: we're asking you, what are you doing this weekend that
Speaker 1: dar that might scare you a little bit? Hello Mary Claire, Hi, Chrissy,
Speaker 1: please talk to me about singing.
Speaker 5: I'm so nervous. I joined a choir recently, which is
Speaker 5: all good fun, that's fine, and then the person that
Speaker 5: was doing the solo bit just for a few lines
Speaker 5: can't do it, so she asked if I could do
Speaker 5: it this weekend, and at the time I felt really
Speaker 5: brave and I went sure, in no worries. It's now
Speaker 5: coming up this.
Speaker 2: Weekend, Mary Claire, I am telling you you are going
Speaker 2: to love this because whole new neural pathways are going
Speaker 2: to be firing in your brain. What is the song?
Speaker 2: What's the song?
Speaker 5: It's a quiet version of It's My Life by Poncho.
Speaker 2: What Oh my god? So which bit is the solo
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 5: Oh, it's just one of the verses.
Speaker 6: That's one of the bit.
Speaker 5: Don't make me sing it.
Speaker 2: Now, just start it with a word for me. Just
Speaker 2: start it.
Speaker 6: When it goes.
Speaker 7: It's my life.
Speaker 5: My heart is like an open hall.
Speaker 2: Way, Frank said, away, just give it the Swanee treatment.
Speaker 3: Mary Claire, you've got a beautiful, just everyday voice. What
Speaker 3: do you do for work?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: I sit in a quiet room by myself and manage compliant.
Speaker 3: No, you are wasted. You need to be like on
Speaker 3: radio or doing voice over. Your voice is gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you.
Speaker 6: I accept the job.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm going to write an ad for you
Speaker 1: next week and get you to record it.
Speaker 2: We're going to get We're going to get you a
Speaker 2: little CV baby.
Speaker 3: Mary Claire. We're going to give you at Baker's Delight
Speaker 3: voucher good luck this weekend. You will smash it.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Debbie. Hello, Debbie, what are you doing that?
Speaker 2: Scares you a bungee jumping Oh, for God's sake.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I was going to.
Speaker 6: Do it once before.
Speaker 5: I plumbed all the way up and then I pulled out,
Speaker 5: So I am determined to.
Speaker 7: Do it this time.
Speaker 5: Oh, Debbie, fingers crossed.
Speaker 2: And you're talking to the wrong person. I was supposed
Speaker 2: to do it on national television.
Speaker 5: Oh really, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 2: A celebrity, me and Joel Creasy way back in the day.
Speaker 1: And I got all the way up on the scissor
Speaker 1: lift and then I said, I'm sorry, I can't do this.
Speaker 1: And the reason I said I couldn't do it was
Speaker 1: I thought, what if I die and my poor three
Speaker 1: children have to be like, Oh, mom was on a
Speaker 1: TV show and she plummet it.
Speaker 3: When that happens, swanny, did the producers or Julia Increase
Speaker 3: at the time try to convince you like is there?
Speaker 1: Yes, they do, But I said, I do not want
Speaker 1: my mother and father to say to my children, sorry
Speaker 1: she died because Merv Hughes wanted an ostrich neck.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Debbie? Whereabouts you jumping.
Speaker 6: In New Zealand?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: Dam I mean gorgeous places to die if you do, Debbie,
Speaker 4: you're gonna absolutely nail it. We're going to send you
Speaker 4: a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 5: Thank you, and God, I.
Speaker 7: Think you were amazing.
Speaker 3: Yay so much, Debbie, I got it done. I got there.
Speaker 5: That's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Good on you. Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1: As you know, mister Christy comes in on a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: She's not here now, or is she? Because I've been
Speaker 1: told actually all my life by psychics and clairvoyance and
Speaker 1: anyone with the gift bit witchy.
Speaker 2: They'll always say to me, you've got something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, always.
Speaker 2: To people say that to you.
Speaker 1: Order if people say it to everybody, okay, maybe it
Speaker 1: is just me that they always have said it to me.
Speaker 2: It's my whole life, and I just go, oh no,
Speaker 2: I don't think so. But I think the bottom line
Speaker 2: is sometimes I do do weird things that you feel.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, a little bit Jackie Gillies the angels.
Speaker 2: That is a demon.
Speaker 3: That's not my grandmother, that's a demon.
Speaker 2: Oh that is so rude.
Speaker 1: Anyway, something happened this week and it's a bit dark
Speaker 1: and sad, so I don't even know if I should
Speaker 1: share it, but I'm going to my model no filter excellent.
Speaker 2: Shush.
Speaker 1: So I listen to music all the time, as you know,
Speaker 1: because I can't do anything unless there's music going and
Speaker 1: out of the blue, I remembered last Thursday an artist
Speaker 1: that I hadn't listened to for twenty five years. There
Speaker 1: was an artist in the early two thousands, two thousand
Speaker 1: and one, she released an album her name is Angie Stone. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I was upstairs cleaning my room again sufferable, endless
Speaker 1: task and Angie Stone's song which I didn't miss you,
Speaker 1: popped into my head and I peg was on my
Speaker 1: bed and I said, oh my god, I've just remembered
Speaker 1: Angie Stone.
Speaker 2: She's one of my favorite artists. I have listened to
Speaker 2: her in decades. Have A listened? And I played her
Speaker 2: this song.
Speaker 1: Through the doorsh sh did, and so I'm singing it.
Speaker 1: I listened to the whole album. I listened to her
Speaker 1: all day. I listened to her all weekend, the whole time,
Speaker 1: going why on earth have I not been listening to
Speaker 1: Angie Stone every single day? Like well, I mean, obviously say,
Speaker 1: because I've been listening to Taylor, But she was just
Speaker 1: one of my favorites and I'd forgotten her anyway, by
Speaker 1: the way, I sang exactly like I sang then to Peg,
Speaker 1: and I just when I finally opened my eyes because
Speaker 1: I was on stage in my mind, of course, with
Speaker 1: a huge a frow in a massive, gorgeous chocolate set
Speaker 1: of buzzies like Angie Stone. And then I opened my
Speaker 1: eyes and Peg was looking at me like mortified.
Speaker 2: You are disgusting.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I will not stop enjoying my life just because
Speaker 1: I get shape throwing it.
Speaker 2: No, she was on my mind all weekend, Angie Stone.
Speaker 2: L la la. I'm flicking through Instagram on Tuesday, no, Monday,
Speaker 2: the first day after the weekend, and you know how
Speaker 2: on Instagram at the top, I don't even know what
Speaker 2: it is, people write like statuses like.
Speaker 3: Yes you get those little on top of their icon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, I see rip Angie Stone, and I.
Speaker 3: Go, it's because you listen to her, do you mean.
Speaker 2: Rip Angie Stone. Angie Stone passed away in a car
Speaker 2: accident the age of sixty three, just now, just this week.
Speaker 3: That is awful.
Speaker 2: Sorry, but that is weird. Is that weird or not?
Speaker 2: It's weird that I haven't thought about this woman and
Speaker 2: then and then rip Can you imagine my brain really exploded.
Speaker 3: Don't have any more thoughts about it?
Speaker 2: No, no, I want I'm going to go and get
Speaker 2: a lobotomy because I'm scared that everyone I think of
Speaker 2: is going to.
Speaker 3: Die right and tragically too. Thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 3: are you a little bit witchy like Swan?
Speaker 2: That is weird, isn't it.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 2: That's weird. Twenty years I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 3: I'm scared, given how close I am with you, No
Speaker 3: more thoughts.
Speaker 2: Just don't think, oh, yeah, I did have a dream
Speaker 2: about it. You're going to end up very poor, no money.
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to end up at Paris Fashion Week, the.
Speaker 2: Christy Swan show, the Chrissy Swan Show. Look, it's not
Speaker 2: mister Chrissy Day. But I think I might be a
Speaker 2: bit mystic.
Speaker 4: And we're asking on thirteen twenty four to ten, Swany,
Speaker 4: whether you're a little bit witchy, whether you can predict staff,
Speaker 4: or you have dreams about stuff that comes true?
Speaker 2: Hello, Jonathan, Oh Swan, how are you d Oh my god.
Speaker 2: People will hear this exchange and think, oh, that's one
Speaker 2: of Chrissy's oldest friends and it isn't. And yet it
Speaker 2: is isn't it, jan It's just.
Speaker 6: A homosexual from the suburbs. Where are all your friends?
Speaker 2: Aren't I so lucky to be sort of enveloped in
Speaker 2: the love of you and your community, Jonathan.
Speaker 6: And we've got Kylie, We've got Ricky Lee, and we've
Speaker 6: got christ and no, we've got so we got the
Speaker 6: three of you.
Speaker 1: I'm so honored. All right, Jonathan, we digress. Thank you,
Speaker 1: by the way, But when have you.
Speaker 2: Been a bit witchy?
Speaker 6: Yeah? So I am a team manager of a group
Speaker 6: of people, and I turned around and said to one
Speaker 6: of my colleagues one day, I have this really weird
Speaker 6: feeling that you're pregnant. And she's like, no, not possible,
Speaker 6: We're not even trying. And I said, go home, pee
Speaker 6: on the stick. Go now, in your lunch break, if
Speaker 6: you like off your go to it's go pee on
Speaker 6: the stick. And she come back to me a couple
Speaker 6: of days later and she's like, Yep, you were right.
Speaker 6: According to that test, I was pregnant. And she went
Speaker 6: and did her blood test and you know, the rest
Speaker 6: is history. She's had her baby. And I was indicated.
Speaker 3: That sort of.
Speaker 2: Happened to me too, Jonathan. And hearing your stories remind
Speaker 2: me when I used to work on the TV show
Speaker 2: called The Circle, which was camp as hell. I know
Speaker 2: you loved it. I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1: I worked with a makeup artist called Meg and she
Speaker 1: had two older kids, seventeen nineteen or whatever, and I
Speaker 1: was what we were walking on to set, and I
Speaker 1: just I looked at her in her eyes and I
Speaker 1: went and I gasped, and she was like what And
Speaker 1: I went.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, you're pregnant. And she was, but she
Speaker 2: hadn't told anybody.
Speaker 6: Isn't it exciting? Though it feels naughty, but also exciting, I.
Speaker 2: Know, because you know she was doing it.
Speaker 4: Jonathans, can you remember what it was that made you
Speaker 4: say it?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: Was it something visually about your colleague?
Speaker 6: She had a bit of a glow about her. I'd
Speaker 6: seen her many times, but I turned around on this
Speaker 6: day and look, it was middle of the afternoon, the
Speaker 6: sun was shining through. I don't know if those two
Speaker 6: things related on, but she had a glow, and I was.
Speaker 1: It's so bizarre that you chose that it could have
Speaker 1: been anything. I mean, she could have just given up
Speaker 1: gluten or been off the booze or whatever.
Speaker 2: But you know, you did it? Man, you did it.
Speaker 2: You're a bit witchy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a bit witchy. Thank you. And I just
Speaker 6: want to say before I'll let you go, I love you,
Speaker 6: Swani and I'd love you to run towards me one
Speaker 6: day to be an honor.
Speaker 3: The best story ever, Jonathan, We're going to send you
Speaker 3: a double past and overcame No Pain in Cinema's April three.
Speaker 2: I'll run to woods, don't you worry, Jonathan. Hello, Jilly, Hello,
Speaker 2: lovely people. How are we more magic? Since I've heard
Speaker 2: your voice? What sort of witchiness have you been been doing?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 7: My witch news was always driving home from groceries one
Speaker 7: day and I kept thinking something is going to happen
Speaker 7: with myself in involving my car, and I was just
Speaker 7: thinking and thinking, and I was trying not to think
Speaker 7: anything of it, but it just kept coming up. I
Speaker 7: got home, parked my car in the driveway, walk down
Speaker 7: to grab my mail, down have sort of on a
Speaker 7: on a hill. Next minute, my car had rolled out
Speaker 7: of the driveway, hit me on the left side of
Speaker 7: my body really into the fence and clashed into the house.
Speaker 6: Asss the road.
Speaker 2: Jill, is everyone okay?
Speaker 7: I was in shock. But in the end, yes, I
Speaker 7: was better than bruised and broken collar bone. But something
Speaker 7: told me I normally would walk up the middle of
Speaker 7: the driveway. That day I walked with the side of
Speaker 7: the driveway, and like I did because I had a
Speaker 7: ball drive and I feel like I would have gone.
Speaker 8: Under you would Oh my god, I would have been
Speaker 8: been scared moving forward in everyday life, Jill, of any
Speaker 8: other thoughts you would have might like suddenly start having
Speaker 8: these awful thoughts and then panic that they're going to
Speaker 8: come true.
Speaker 1: Have you had anything pop into your head since and gone, oh, dear.
Speaker 7: I always worry about driving there. He always double checked
Speaker 7: that my car is in park. I've got the break on.
Speaker 7: Just something that's stuck in my mind.
Speaker 4: So wow, Jill, you need to find your zen with
Speaker 4: a prize pack of ep Zen favorites. We're going to
Speaker 4: send those to you and it's going to bring you
Speaker 4: back down to earth and calm you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, thank you so much. Can just you know,
Speaker 2: use the handbrake please, Jilli, Thank you, Jill, thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you. The Chrissy Swan so fabulous Friday, And it's
Speaker 2: fabulous because you have completed your task. Jack and you're
Speaker 2: very relieved you're officially a model. Officially follow us on
Speaker 2: Instagram and check it out for list of this.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's cliche.
Speaker 1: This is twice I've mentioned Curtistone this week. First of all,
Speaker 1: on Tuesday, I basically name dropped, and I won't name
Speaker 1: drop about anybody apart from Curtistone.
Speaker 3: Have you noticed you don't name drop. I don't think
Speaker 3: in our ten years together you've named drops to me.
Speaker 2: The fact that he knows who I am fills me
Speaker 2: with it really, it really does. And I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I just really like him so much.
Speaker 3: Do you know how he's like the face of coals?
Speaker 3: Is he still?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: It should be Christian Curtis, Christian Curtis at Coles.
Speaker 1: I'll do anything just to be in his orbit, and
Speaker 1: I am going to be on his TV show.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited about that.
Speaker 1: I've chosen what I was going to do too, but
Speaker 1: now I've forgotten. It involved my world famous to potle mao.
Speaker 4: By the way, hey, you should make him. I know
Speaker 4: you can probably only cook one meal, even if you
Speaker 4: just take this in. You should take in your coconut cake.
Speaker 3: For him to try.
Speaker 2: I should shouldn't.
Speaker 3: I that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say my pulled pork
Speaker 2: all that. My lamb shoulder is also amazing.
Speaker 3: A lot of great dishes.
Speaker 2: I got a lot of great dishes, and so does he.
Speaker 1: And in fact, he appeared on a podcast called The
Speaker 1: Big Down Under and he was asked, what would you
Speaker 1: cook if you had a meal that you had to
Speaker 1: prepare for President Trump?
Speaker 2: If I was going to sort of lean into Australia
Speaker 2: and we bring in some beautiful wagy beef.
Speaker 3: I know that he likes it well done as well.
Speaker 3: You need to make that. You need to cook that
Speaker 3: thing hard.
Speaker 6: If you're gonna serve well done steak, you wouldn't serve
Speaker 6: a big thick steak.
Speaker 3: Maybe you'd slice it thin.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's the answer for the Donald, for the Donald,
Speaker 4: for the Donald.
Speaker 2: I've got a few things to say here. Weirdly, Curtis
Speaker 2: sent me a He's got a range of new appliances
Speaker 2: and one of them is a cordless carving knife and
Speaker 2: I used it at my dinner party on Friday to
Speaker 2: calve I feel at steak? What yep? And it is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Maybe you can teach Curtis how to cook for.
Speaker 2: Trump and to teach him anything.
Speaker 1: But if I was to cook for Trump and it
Speaker 1: had to be Australian, I would definitely give him twisties.
Speaker 2: No, that's a lie. I give him cheesels him cheeto
Speaker 2: cheese and bacon balls.
Speaker 3: With like a side dish of veggiemight to dip in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he.
Speaker 1: Could just rub his fingers on his face with the
Speaker 1: orange dust and you wouldn't even know that he'd done.
Speaker 3: It, wouldn't have a clue.
Speaker 4: Curtis has a relationship with Donald the Donald because he
Speaker 4: was on Celebrity Apprentice in the US.
Speaker 3: Was so he probably that could probably be not far
Speaker 3: from Hapney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't. He wasn't sort of nasty about it,
Speaker 2: was he. I think he felt he's a good man.
Speaker 1: All right, Enough name dropping for Kurt my friend, my mate,
Speaker 1: my mate, Curtis.
Speaker 2: Do I have his number on my phone?
Speaker 1: Not a chance, absolutely absolutely not no, no, no, we're
Speaker 1: not even friends anyway. Channing Tatum has moved on from
Speaker 1: Lenny Kravitz's daughter Zoey Zoey Kravitz. She's also moved on,
Speaker 1: but we'll talk about that in a minute. So Channing
Speaker 1: Tatum from Magic Mike has.
Speaker 2: A new girlfriend.
Speaker 3: She's an Aussie.
Speaker 2: She's an Ossie.
Speaker 1: Her name is Inca, and she would not have been
Speaker 1: born when Magic Mike was made, or literally any film.
Speaker 1: It's only twenty five years old. Wow, it looks I've
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: I am not agist by any stretch of the imagination.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not at all. I just think love
Speaker 2: is love whatever. But seeing them together, she does look
Speaker 2: because she looks she doesn't look twenty five. She looks alive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she's one of those almost like you know, Miranda Kerr
Speaker 2: has got that.
Speaker 1: The baby is features, big eyes and she looks like
Speaker 1: a baby Swanny.
Speaker 4: Inca could be Miranda Kurrs younger sister. I agree, they've
Speaker 4: got the exact same face structure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Channing Tatum is looking so hot. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 3: know you're not a massive Channing Tatum fan.
Speaker 2: Just not see it.
Speaker 3: But outfit he just gets better with age.
Speaker 2: I cannot see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah you can't. Can you know what's wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Normally? I can't.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I can see. Zoe Kravitz's new
Speaker 1: boyfriend Holy. His name is Noah Centineo. Or Centineo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Centinio. I think he's a pretty big actor. But
Speaker 4: he's one of those dudes you'd see his face and
Speaker 4: not know his name.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't even know he looked you know what
Speaker 1: he looks like. He looks like the love child of
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson and Mark Ruffalo and bang, that is my type.
Speaker 3: Absolutely good on them. At least they're both happy and
Speaker 3: moving on.
Speaker 2: How do they do it? How did these people do it? Oh?
Speaker 2: They're hot? Oh really this show?
Speaker 3: Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight, baked
Speaker 3: by real bakers.
Speaker 2: Chrissy songs fresh Fridays.
Speaker 1: Nothing tastes better than fresh bread baked Baker's Delight.
Speaker 2: Nothing sounds better than a fresh hit. We've got them
Speaker 2: here for you every Friday.
Speaker 1: At this time last night, I mean we were in
Speaker 1: full runway.
Speaker 4: Mates, we were strided my stuff at the PayPal Melbourne
Speaker 4: Fashion Festival.
Speaker 3: Didn't fall over.
Speaker 1: There'll be you know, you can find footage of it
Speaker 1: wherever you go, really Instagram.
Speaker 2: But I was asleep at midnight. I don't I don't
Speaker 2: want to know where you were. But looks of the
Speaker 2: bags under your eyes today?
Speaker 1: But at midnight it was a very very important time
Speaker 1: because Lady Gaga dropped that album that we've all been
Speaker 1: waiting for.
Speaker 2: We've been trying to grab if it's of it all
Speaker 2: day to get across it. We are gonna play telephone.
Speaker 4: Yes, because sometimes in Fresh Friday Swan we pick an
Speaker 4: old song and make it fresh again for the purpose
Speaker 4: of our years.
Speaker 1: But I'll have all the bits and bobs about the
Speaker 1: new album before the end of the show. I've just
Speaker 1: got to get my head around at this. So much
Speaker 1: to take.
Speaker 3: In, so much to take it.
Speaker 2: It's a big album, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people have been waiting for it for ages.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Shows, the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: It's nice to be back and fresh from the fashion festival.
Speaker 2: You don't need to do anything.
Speaker 3: I'm not nervous about anything.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's quizzy. You look visibly relieved.
Speaker 1: Hello Jody, Hi, Yeah good, Yeah, didn't he do well?
Speaker 2: Proud of him.
Speaker 5: And you looked amazing to Chrissy and all the followers.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jody.
Speaker 1: I just I just don't know why there were no
Speaker 1: bump bags on the catwalk, which is an.
Speaker 3: Oversight because they're awful.
Speaker 1: Hello Christine, Hello, guys, how are you good? My name
Speaker 1: is also Christine.
Speaker 2: Have you liked? Yes?
Speaker 7: I do because I wasn't childcare and I sing out Chrissy, Crissy.
Speaker 2: That's sweet. Do you spell it with an I A
Speaker 2: or a Y on the end?
Speaker 3: A y?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm an I A.
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: That was That was Jack saying that it was the
Speaker 2: wrong spelling, even though it is. But I didn't hit that.
Speaker 2: I didn't hit the sound effect.
Speaker 1: All right, your names are your buzzes, Joe's and Chrissy.
Speaker 1: It's the best of five, meaning the first one to
Speaker 1: use to get to three gets the bum bag. Question
Speaker 1: Number one tomorrow is International Women's Day. Name just one
Speaker 1: of the colors associated with the.
Speaker 3: Day, Christine.
Speaker 4: Pink?
Speaker 1: Yeah, purple, green or white. I didn't know that, she
Speaker 1: said purply pink.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know.
Speaker 3: That ils either. Now, also, we should just have one.
Speaker 2: Three is confusing, Yeah, but it's for ladies. We can't
Speaker 2: make up our mind.
Speaker 3: True, don't at me.
Speaker 1: Christion Number two, which William's sister, has one more Grand
Speaker 1: Slam title, Serena or Venus Christine.
Speaker 4: Yes, Jody, is your phone like under your car seat
Speaker 4: and you're having to yell out oh?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: That's oh no, I love the excitement. Do you just
Speaker 3: sound far away from your phone? We can hear you
Speaker 3: loud in clear though. Two points to Jody.
Speaker 1: Question number three, every day is Friday in Jody's head.
Speaker 1: Question number three, which popstar dropped a new album called
Speaker 1: Mayhem today?
Speaker 2: Christine? Yes, Christine, Lady it is Lady Gaga.
Speaker 3: She's on the scoreboard.
Speaker 2: Question number four, in which year did World War One begin? Jody? Yes, Jody, that's.
Speaker 5: A guest nineteen fifty four.
Speaker 1: No, very very bad guess, Christine, nineteen sixty and.
Speaker 3: Even worse guess nineteen fourteen, nineteen.
Speaker 2: Fourteen about Franz Ferdinand and all that sort of bizo.
Speaker 2: Come on, ladies, maybe that's World War two. I don't
Speaker 2: know either.
Speaker 3: Question number five two points to Jody at the moment.
Speaker 1: One to Christine, what fashion fad did the nineteen eighty
Speaker 1: three film Flash Dance make popular?
Speaker 2: Get some songs? Jack, Jody, yes, Jody, Lea's.
Speaker 5: D streaming and leg warmers.
Speaker 2: Correct my girl first, when there's nothing got a slow?
Speaker 2: What a song?
Speaker 4: I mean, we don't have time to play songs, but
Speaker 4: you did a great job this Swanie, Hey, congratulations, Jody,
Speaker 4: you've got the bum bag. But I'm going to send
Speaker 4: you both the Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Now, don't share your savory bites with the kids at
Speaker 1: the childcare center, Christine, because they're too delicious.
Speaker 3: Help ha ha.
Speaker 4: And don't share them with Tom, our producer, because I
Speaker 4: just got scowed out for giving away those.
Speaker 3: Well it's Friday, Tom, loosen up. I'm a model now,
Speaker 3: ha ha.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Something happened earlier in the show. Ay, I think I
Speaker 1: might have met the love of my life. Hello, welcome
Speaker 1: back to the show, Jonathan. Then, look, you know we
Speaker 1: were talking about being a bit witchy. Did you imagine
Speaker 1: that you would be back on the show to discuss
Speaker 1: bits and.
Speaker 2: Bobs with me?
Speaker 6: Look, I didn't see that coming, and I thought, well,
Speaker 6: what a perfect way to end my Friday afternoon, have
Speaker 6: another chat with Swany.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I had planned to talk about, something else, probably pointless,
Speaker 1: and you mentioned in our little conversation the story. You
Speaker 1: just said one little throwaway line that said I'll be
Speaker 1: happy for you.
Speaker 2: You will you say it? What did you end the
Speaker 2: conversation with.
Speaker 6: Very respectfully, of course with consent. But I did say,
Speaker 6: would you do me the honest swany of running towards
Speaker 6: me exactly?
Speaker 1: And I knew exactly what you were talking about. But Tom,
Speaker 1: who worked with me as me for years, had didn't
Speaker 1: know the story. No one knows the story.
Speaker 2: So I thought, I'll invite you back on the.
Speaker 1: Show and we can tell it together, because there's going
Speaker 1: to be a lot of people that don't know it.
Speaker 2: And it is a cracker.
Speaker 6: Still gets it stuck with me. I don't know why
Speaker 6: all these years, I.
Speaker 1: Know, and you're in very good company. The gorgeous Sam Pang,
Speaker 1: who I worked with on that show.
Speaker 2: It's his favorite. Now I never heard of it.
Speaker 4: It's because it's so visual, Swatie. I remember the first
Speaker 4: time you told it and what I pictured happening. So
Speaker 4: I think that hilarious picture sticks in your mind.
Speaker 1: And also I still don't think it's that unusual, and
Speaker 1: I think that adds such a joy of it.
Speaker 2: Because people are like you, what, okay?
Speaker 1: So fill in any details that I might be saying wrong, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: because more often than not, people remember things much better
Speaker 1: than I do.
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 1: But I was probably about seventeen years old and I
Speaker 1: had finally found someone that wanted to kiss me. And
Speaker 1: we were at a park near our houses, and you know,
Speaker 1: both of them with our parents, were teenagers. And he
Speaker 1: was laying on the grass on the oval and I
Speaker 1: was there talking to him as well. It was very
Speaker 1: very tame and very romantic.
Speaker 2: No, it was.
Speaker 1: He was an odd guy. I'll be honest, but I mean,
Speaker 1: look what you can get, am I right?
Speaker 2: Joonathan? So, so I'm at this park.
Speaker 1: And he said I want you to do something for me.
Speaker 2: I'm like anything, and he said anything, anything, anything.
Speaker 1: We kiss after? Can you touch me on the booby
Speaker 1: something anyway? He said, can you? I remember him clearly.
Speaker 1: He was leaning on the grass, you know, with his
Speaker 1: elbow down, his hand on his and he said to me.
Speaker 1: I was sitting cross legged, and he said, can you
Speaker 1: get up?
Speaker 3: Can you?
Speaker 2: Can you hear, Jonathan?
Speaker 1: Can you get up? And you know, like take twenty
Speaker 1: paces that way and then run toward me. And I
Speaker 1: went sorry, and he said, yeah, can you just so
Speaker 1: I said sure, and I got I said sure.
Speaker 2: And then I was going I remember over my short
Speaker 2: of going is this far enough away?
Speaker 3: Is this?
Speaker 1: And he's like a bit further bit further, and then
Speaker 1: when I was about thirty twenty to thirty meters away,
Speaker 1: he goes, yep, sup, and then he goes he sort
Speaker 1: of did that international like the air traffic controller signed
Speaker 1: like okay, come come.
Speaker 2: Yes, and then I just I ran toward him.
Speaker 6: And that was before we got you in a sports bra.
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know, can I tell you, I
Speaker 1: don't think sports bras existed then?
Speaker 2: And they I mean, you've never known a harder working bra.
Speaker 2: And I ran toward him and then I just sort
Speaker 2: of stood in front of him, and it's like said.
Speaker 6: It, I'm glad you've worked on your self confidence since then,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 2: Well, and I think I might have done it again.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, you've got to learn from our mistakes. Come on,
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And I've just remembered what I was wearing.
Speaker 1: I was wearing a pair of like light beige sports
Speaker 1: girl shorts, yeah the Choice, and a gray mile Fruit
Speaker 1: of the Loom T shirt. Wow, I remember what I
Speaker 1: was wearing.
Speaker 6: I guess it sounds like the full house outfit. It
Speaker 6: was probably about that time, wasn't.
Speaker 2: It run towards me? Anyway? Thank you for reminding me
Speaker 2: of that story. I'd almost forgotten.
Speaker 6: Thanks for taking it through us. I've got plenty more.
Speaker 6: If you ever need can you can.
Speaker 2: You remind me? We'll do We'll do a regular Friday segment.
Speaker 2: Jonathan regrets. I love you. You made my daisy Jonathan
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: It's Friday, it means let's check out Chrissy's correspondence.
Speaker 2: Correct took the words right out of my mouth. Joe
Speaker 2: slid in to my handbox, of course after hearing me
Speaker 2: talk about shapewear. Oh yes, And I had to really
Speaker 2: think about this.
Speaker 1: She goes, Christy, Hell, what was the brand of shape
Speaker 1: where you were speaking about on air last week?
Speaker 2: Please love your show. I had to go Did I
Speaker 2: say that? I feel like that.
Speaker 1: Was just me talking to my friends, but no, I
Speaker 1: was on air. Yeah, I was talking about.
Speaker 3: Skins and how fantastic it is.
Speaker 1: Yi Kadashian's brand. And I was so cynical when someone
Speaker 1: I think I was on the Mass Singer or one
Speaker 1: of those TV shows, one of the wardrobe girls go
Speaker 1: here try this, and she held up a tiny little
Speaker 1: thing that looked like it would fit a baby, and
Speaker 1: I said that my ass is not going to get
Speaker 1: in there anyway, it does, and they are incredible.
Speaker 3: She's a marvel that woman.
Speaker 2: Kim, having said that, came up. ANKO also do a
Speaker 2: great shapewear.
Speaker 3: Good tip.
Speaker 2: I've got both. Jason reached out. He says, ce doub
Speaker 2: what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Because you think your last name is Williams.
Speaker 1: Or something Christy one, I think it's CS and Jack
Speaker 1: loving the show.
Speaker 3: You are great.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Jason.
Speaker 3: Bit of positivity for your Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tim heard my curtain dilemma.
Speaker 1: I've got these curtains and I spent so much time
Speaker 1: choosing the most beautiful curtains I could from spotlight, and
Speaker 1: then I realized that I do not have the skills
Speaker 1: to put them up.
Speaker 2: And I said, what do you do with that situation?
Speaker 1: And Tim heard my plan and he goes, I run
Speaker 1: a handyman business in Melbourne. I can help you with
Speaker 1: your spotlight hanging. I can even show you so you
Speaker 1: can do the next one yourself.
Speaker 2: That's where you lost me.
Speaker 4: No he lost No, No, you know where he gets
Speaker 4: you back though his name at the end read out
Speaker 4: that full.
Speaker 2: Name, Tim, big dog handyman.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it though, I want someone
Speaker 1: to do all of it for me.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to do it all.
Speaker 3: So we'll get Tim big dog handyman back in a
Speaker 3: second time.
Speaker 1: He'll just have to But thank you, Tim, I will
Speaker 1: be I will be in touch now. You revealed earlier
Speaker 1: this week, Jack that your friend Kobe said that slipknot
Speaker 1: Ah is the world's biggest band ever, and Bruce reached
Speaker 1: out to suggest you should go on YouTube and look
Speaker 1: up baby Metal.
Speaker 2: It's the most successful band to ever come out of Japan.
Speaker 2: Thanks Bruce, Bless you, Bruce. But I don't think that's
Speaker 2: what we were talking about.
Speaker 1: Kobe, your friend, then also sent an image of the
Speaker 1: crowd at Slipknot at Flemington. It was called not Fest
Speaker 1: not Fest and he goes, show Chrissy this and it's
Speaker 1: the most people I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: How massive is that crowd.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that they're not a big band. My
Speaker 1: problem is with the term the biggest band in the world.
Speaker 2: I just don't think they are.
Speaker 4: He backtracking said, I said one of I'm like, still
Speaker 4: they are. They're not one of them. So it was
Speaker 4: bad it And imagine doing a death circle in that
Speaker 4: massive crowd.
Speaker 3: Were they all punched by?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I could think of nothing worse.
Speaker 3: How do they get out of there?
Speaker 2: I could think of nothing worse? How do they get
Speaker 2: out of there? Where do you park? That's my major question?
Speaker 2: Wherever I go, the logistics where do I park?
Speaker 3: Are always important?
Speaker 1: Leslie dm'd about your laugh, Jack and walking last night in.
Speaker 2: Hey, how are you still okay?
Speaker 3: I'm still I feel so relieved it's done? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: feel I was so nervous before I walked down.
Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna I thought I was going
Speaker 4: to either a freeze or b just pass out.
Speaker 2: Aren't there?
Speaker 1: But Leslie, Leslie was not one of the lucky winners.
Speaker 1: She goes, I love Jack's laugh and I would love
Speaker 1: to see him in fashion walk mode.
Speaker 2: But I'm sure we've got something on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or you can see me at Malan Fashion Week
Speaker 3: next year.
Speaker 2: And that's finished with Rebecca.
Speaker 1: We did a segment this week called Born This Way,
Speaker 1: where we all called up and celebrated all the weird
Speaker 1: bits and bobs that we were born with. And we
Speaker 1: had a caller call up and say that they had
Speaker 1: a condition.
Speaker 2: Called tour ride. I think it's called where.
Speaker 1: They've got little lumps and bumps and extra shoulder blades
Speaker 1: in their mouth.
Speaker 3: On the roof of their mouth.
Speaker 2: It was extraordinary. Anyway, Beck said, Oh my god, I've
Speaker 2: always had weird lumps on my bottom draw and your caller,
Speaker 2: who had tour I just diagnosed me. I thought that
Speaker 2: was normal.
Speaker 3: You literally said that was going to happen, Swanny.
Speaker 2: And there you go. Community service done.
Speaker 1: So, Lady Gaga dropped her album this morning, and how's
Speaker 1: this Our very own Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joe caught
Speaker 1: up with her and you can hear that next Chrissy's clique,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the new album Mayhem.
Speaker 3: It's called I've been.
Speaker 2: So excited for this.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I didn't google is how long
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this album?
Speaker 2: When was her last.
Speaker 4: One, Chromatica, which was twenty So we've been waiting five years,
Speaker 4: waiting a.
Speaker 2: Long long time.
Speaker 1: Anyway, It's it's worth that it hit last night at midnight.
Speaker 2: Had a very busy day, obviously trying to get over
Speaker 2: our late night at the fashion show last night.
Speaker 3: Model.
Speaker 1: But I've been trying to grab what I can and
Speaker 1: it's it's unbelievable. I mean, she could be in the
Speaker 1: form of her life. There I said it, I'm like
Speaker 1: Glenae Baker. She has sat down and reflected on her
Speaker 1: life and how being famous has affected her.
Speaker 2: With the great Zane Lowe, that moment, whether your life
Speaker 2: since then has felt like the blink of an eye
Speaker 2: or a river.
Speaker 9: Definitely feels like, Yeah, It's like I just had like
Speaker 9: no idea what was going to happen, and I'm really
Speaker 9: grateful that it did. What I value when I think
Speaker 9: about this time is not what it they, not what
Speaker 9: it gave to me in my career, but the endless,
Speaker 9: the endless memories.
Speaker 1: It's interesting that she's so emotional about it, and it
Speaker 1: reminded me.
Speaker 2: Do you remember I said a while ago.
Speaker 1: I have read that a lot of experts, mental health experts,
Speaker 1: psychs and whatever, identify extreme fame as a form of trauma.
Speaker 1: And that's because there's constant scrutiny, loss of privacy, pressure
Speaker 1: to maintain a public persona. And I feel like her
Speaker 1: reaction perhaps absolutely supports.
Speaker 3: That meets that criteria. For sure, it.
Speaker 2: Must be extraordinarily traumatic because it's like you die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then a new version of you is born.
Speaker 3: And also, like her shoot to fame was massively just
Speaker 3: dance into two thousand and eight. I remember it. I've
Speaker 3: been like, who is this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then all of a sudden we were all
Speaker 4: over her, and then quickly the label pumped out poker
Speaker 4: Face and she.
Speaker 2: Was She's like, hang on, I don't know who I am,
Speaker 2: and everybody else is telling me who I am. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I think keep that in mind when you see people
Speaker 2: that are struggling, like Justin Bieber or whatever, it's recognized
Speaker 2: as trauma, just like losing a partner or a parent.
Speaker 2: She has confirmed that she directly interacts with fans on
Speaker 2: social media. I don't think it would be every single
Speaker 2: message is coming from her, but definitely some of them.
Speaker 1: She opens up the app and she answers from herself.
Speaker 2: Which is nice to know.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 2: She also said she made about fifty songs and had
Speaker 2: to whittle it down to the final collection that appear
Speaker 2: on this new album Mayhem.
Speaker 3: I actually thought maybe it would have been more fifties.
Speaker 3: A lot what you hear of.
Speaker 4: Like people saying that they had one hundred and fifty songs,
Speaker 4: do they?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got Rihanna is scrounging together four She's got
Speaker 2: a whole lot to go.
Speaker 1: She says that track four, Perfect Celebrity, is a very
Speaker 1: very angry song, probably HARKing back to this whole trauma,
Speaker 1: you know, both loss of identity sort of thing.
Speaker 4: I like having to go to song when I'm feeling angry.
Speaker 4: Me that's good tonight, me too.
Speaker 1: And Blade of Grass at track thirteen has been inspired
Speaker 1: by her fiancee Michael Polanski. So there you go, loads
Speaker 1: of interesting stuff doing the rounds. Have a listen to
Speaker 1: the album, and have a listened to Rigular, tim and
Speaker 1: Jogs they put up with her in person.
Speaker 4: And watch SNL this weekend if you're a Gaga fan.
Speaker 4: She is hosting and it is available on Binge in Australia.
Speaker 1: Speaking of SNL, or have we run out of time? Okay,
Speaker 1: So Jennifer Coolidge is appearing in a new crime comedy
Speaker 1: film and I'm so excited about it.
Speaker 3: Crime and comedy together. Wigs me out though.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's the best really, Oh it's the best
Speaker 1: combination because listen to the cast it's called riff Rap
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, she's really been on
Speaker 1: a high. I hope she's chosen well. I mentioned SNL
Speaker 1: because Pete Davidson's Love. He plays a henchman.
Speaker 4: I'm into Coolidge and Davidson.
Speaker 1: The rest of the cast are so. She plays Ruth,
Speaker 1: the ex of a former criminal. His name is Vincent.
Speaker 1: It's played by Ed Harris.
Speaker 2: You know Ed Harris.
Speaker 1: He was the sort of the guy that played God
Speaker 1: in The Truman Show. And Bill Murray is in it
Speaker 1: playing a gangster called Left Barsley.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Literally everything leads back to Charlie's Angels anyway, I can't
Speaker 1: wait for that. She has said that she nearly died
Speaker 1: when she was in her twenties in New York City.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, it's going through I can't do it.
Speaker 3: Accident, do it?
Speaker 2: Why does she sound like no, it's not good anyway?
Speaker 1: She said she was partying in a way that was
Speaker 1: very extreme and not buckling down. Remind you of anyone
Speaker 1: Jack and trying to make anything really important happen, getting
Speaker 1: a career going, et cetera.
Speaker 2: I was busy going to the Palladium.
Speaker 1: I remember it was one of those things where I
Speaker 1: felt like I was completely out of control and I
Speaker 1: couldn't stop.
Speaker 2: I couldn't stop the train. That's you and your modeling.
Speaker 3: Career, Have a beautiful weekend twenty and shout out to
Speaker 3: all the beautiful women that listen to The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Enjoy International Women's Day tomorrow.
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