Speaker 1: I want to take you airborne on board a Virgin
Speaker 1: flight from Perth to Melbourne. About thirty minutes into the flight,
Speaker 1: when a passenger thought they would de robe, get completely
Speaker 1: nude and run down the aisle of the aircraft.
Speaker 2: Nudy run, nudy run on board a plane.
Speaker 3: However, he knocked over a crew member. Oh that's a
Speaker 3: no go.
Speaker 2: Well, actually that's getting the trolley out.
Speaker 3: I don't believe the trolley was out. The trolley would
Speaker 3: have taken him out.
Speaker 2: It's only a small plane. It's only a single aisle.
Speaker 1: That's three seats, aisle, three seats. I mean, if someone's
Speaker 1: sleeping with their legout and you go running down with
Speaker 1: your slungout, it's your trip.
Speaker 2: You can't be getting your shlung out on a plane.
Speaker 3: On a plane does not belong.
Speaker 4: Snake's on a plane. Good movie, mother, Yeah, you can't
Speaker 4: be doing that. So they took off from Perth and
Speaker 4: turned around and had to go back to how it
Speaker 4: was only half an hour into the planet.
Speaker 3: How angry would you be?
Speaker 4: Not the same effect as doing a nudy run across
Speaker 4: the MCJ or something where people cheer for you.
Speaker 2: No one would be cheering.
Speaker 1: So he got full naked out for naked he was
Speaker 1: restrained by federal police and the plane landing back in
Speaker 1: Perth and he was taken off for a psychobut.
Speaker 4: A guy got on a plane I was on from
Speaker 4: Melbourne to Los Angeles ones.
Speaker 2: Oh he just kept.
Speaker 5: My god, a nerdy. There's a nerdy run in the studio.
Speaker 5: Has he got a tattoo on his arm?
Speaker 6: Come back in another lap?
Speaker 7: Lap lap?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: My tattoo on your bum?
Speaker 5: What's that say?
Speaker 8: Was?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Our irish leprehorn producer just did two lots this year.
Speaker 2: If you're in a nudie run.
Speaker 3: God, I love this show.
Speaker 4: I did not have that on my bingo card this morning.
Speaker 3: Guys, he has very small hands. He's been he's looking good.
Speaker 5: You look great.
Speaker 2: Jazz looking good, bro.
Speaker 3: The tattoo on the bomb, I don't know. We see
Speaker 3: the jazz.
Speaker 6: What's the tatsa?
Speaker 2: What is the tat.
Speaker 5: Jason Lauren?
Speaker 3: It says whosh.
Speaker 6: Whosh warning, It says hush past what who doesn't mean
Speaker 6: anything in particular. It was just a drunken tattoo after
Speaker 6: our equivalent of schoolies back home.
Speaker 2: Great jazz is whosh irish idiot, great rig I I
Speaker 2: did not see that coming.
Speaker 4: Your wife's going to be so proud of you for
Speaker 4: that's a video.
Speaker 3: Can we talk?
Speaker 1: Vitie runs thirteen twenty fourteen, not needy runs.
Speaker 3: But where have you been caught in the news?
Speaker 2: Where have you been caught in the nude?
Speaker 4: What about my friend who slept walked in just a
Speaker 4: G string no bra out of her apartment really yeah,
Speaker 4: and couldn't get back in.
Speaker 2: She had to walk to the local police station in
Speaker 2: the note in a G string.
Speaker 4: She sliptwalk out and got in the lift, didn't have
Speaker 4: a keys or anything and was at the bottom of
Speaker 4: the apartment.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, she cover herself, which she is on
Speaker 2: her own.
Speaker 4: She just put her hand across her boobs and walked
Speaker 4: in a G string to the police station and said,
Speaker 4: you've got to help me.
Speaker 2: I've got no phone, no keys.
Speaker 3: Imagine the Johnny Hoppers.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, Gaby show I gave youineteen fourteen
Speaker 1: is our number?
Speaker 3: Where have you been caught nude? Or if you know
Speaker 3: someone who has.
Speaker 1: Give us a ring At Novar you are on the
Speaker 1: air with Jason Lauren Quin's here from the news room
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: So I was our nude producer.
Speaker 5: He just kids, there's a nerdy run in the studio.
Speaker 1: That was Jersey, our Irish producer getting getting out his
Speaker 1: little lepricorn.
Speaker 2: Or you're asking got nude on a plane?
Speaker 4: He did a nudy run on a It was supposed
Speaker 4: to be a flight from Perth to Melbourne, but in
Speaker 4: a surprise no one had ended up being a flight
Speaker 4: from Perth back to Perth because there was a naked man.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten, where have you been caught naked?
Speaker 1: Let's go to the ferns.
Speaker 2: Sarah in morning ten? Good morning, Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 8: So good to have you guys that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 8: Embarrass embarrassed to tell this, but I will do.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, safe sign.
Speaker 8: I was a junior doctor working up in rural Queens Bline,
Speaker 8: so a small community, and I was coming back to
Speaker 8: Melbourne to see family and friends for the first time,
Speaker 8: so twenty first, so I had to have a fake ten.
Speaker 8: I just finished night shifts and so I was waiting
Speaker 8: for my tan to dry, having my recharge before I
Speaker 8: flow home and didn't know that the real estate agent
Speaker 8: was bringing some colleagues of mine over to view my apartment.
Speaker 2: Oh no, did they walk in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what did they think of your open home?
Speaker 8: I was mortified and got on the fruit slight out
Speaker 8: of there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: A real estate agent walked in on me nude in
Speaker 4: bed once when he decided to bring someone through the house.
Speaker 3: Remember that walk in nude on readA or once?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, the same house was getting a nudist colony.
Speaker 4: The first time I met her, I didn't realize she
Speaker 4: was in my spare room. It was when she just
Speaker 4: started dating Tiger and I went downstairs to get something
Speaker 4: out of the spare room, swung open the door and she.
Speaker 2: Was like, Hi, I'm Rita and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: she told me nude yep sucks. Yeah, anyway, I got
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 3: I mean, you get Rida or I get my mother
Speaker 3: in law.
Speaker 1: Let's go Grace, I'm thirteen twenty Grace overseen naked or
Speaker 1: where were you caught?
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, I it was actually me when I was
Speaker 9: in hospital having my last baby and they had me
Speaker 9: in the birthing pool and I was just hanging out
Speaker 9: for that EPI dual. So when they said to me, okay,
Speaker 9: we can walk back to your room now and get
Speaker 9: the EPI dual I don't remember it, but apparently just
Speaker 9: I just shot up, jumped out the bath and started
Speaker 9: down the corridor pass all the you know dads with
Speaker 9: their started dripping off. Yeah, that the midwife is chasing
Speaker 9: aff Are you.
Speaker 3: Here to cover up?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Good on your grace.
Speaker 4: Now you don't need to cover up, freaking you're in
Speaker 4: the birthing ward. You can be as nude as you like.
Speaker 3: The first thing my mind goes to is, oh, there's
Speaker 3: water on the floor now. Yeah, but she needs that
Speaker 3: EPI dual. Yeah, you do anything. But I hate when
Speaker 3: the kids run through the house after they've been on
Speaker 3: the well.
Speaker 4: It must be really hard for you when there's water
Speaker 4: on the floor when your wife's giving birth.
Speaker 2: Must have been awful for you, Jason.
Speaker 3: She's doing that patronizing sounds just somewhat patronized.
Speaker 2: Jase was like Lou gave birth and I just it
Speaker 2: was there was mess. I just couldn't handle the mess.
Speaker 3: Can we clean up as we go once you get
Speaker 3: out of the shower, all.
Speaker 2: The bar not making a spaghetti bowlernaise mate.
Speaker 4: Come on, but you do I do tasks nude once
Speaker 4: once I get out of the shower, like, for instance,
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks ago, I got out of the shower.
Speaker 6: I'm like, ah, geez, I've got to feed the dog.
Speaker 5: I grabbed the dry food.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see you leaning over a.
Speaker 2: Bowl, went outside and I filled up his water. It's
Speaker 2: too cold for that kind of behavior.
Speaker 1: I've been to your house. Even your bathroom's quite exposed
Speaker 1: to exposed.
Speaker 3: For me, I was the same those windows.
Speaker 2: No nothing nothing on in Melbourne. In Mary, you can't
Speaker 2: be feeding the dog nose.
Speaker 3: The dog was. The dog is getting fair. But you know,
Speaker 3: when they're really hungry, they try and run between your
Speaker 3: legs to get to the bar.
Speaker 1: Imagine what the neighbors would have thought they looked over
Speaker 1: the fence we're merving.
Speaker 2: They might think there's a spare pigs are up for grabs.
Speaker 3: They looked dry and wrinkly. Those things give the dogger bird.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go Nick from Clyde. Oh, it's our
Speaker 1: aero section. Of course, Nick's weighing in on this because
Speaker 1: of someone neude on a plane. You ever got a
Speaker 1: nude on a plane?
Speaker 2: Nick?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 10: I never, never, never, never, But I'd like to try
Speaker 10: one time.
Speaker 2: You might need a private plane, Nick, where were you caught.
Speaker 10: So I was driving from Melbourne's and New South Wales
Speaker 10: and stopped at a motel overnight, had a quick shower,
Speaker 10: thought to myself, ship close right outside, the door shut
Speaker 10: behind me the car. The door locked and the first
Speaker 10: thing who grabbed was chair in my hands for the
Speaker 10: front trying to get to reception and wasn't going to
Speaker 10: make it. So I've seen the pool. I jump into
Speaker 10: the Paul. We kneeled out help and the guy came
Speaker 10: out and told me to get out of the ball
Speaker 10: which got open and I said, well, I'm blocked out
Speaker 10: and I'm naked.
Speaker 2: Get me a towel, bro, did you get your towel
Speaker 2: and help you out? Give me a cow?
Speaker 10: And got me a cow and then I locked the
Speaker 10: door for me. But I sat there and it was
Speaker 10: a very very cold night, so you can only get back.
Speaker 3: I love that the guy came out and got up
Speaker 3: him because it was outside pool out.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about being naked because they're quite.
Speaker 3: Strict on that eight pm or something.
Speaker 4: Remember I went to Rome last year in the in
Speaker 4: the winter break here we went to Europe and on
Speaker 4: our first night Paul took a sleeping tablet because he
Speaker 4: didn't want to get jet lag? Do you want to
Speaker 4: sleep through the night? And he woke up and thought
Speaker 4: he was going to the bathroom and walked out to
Speaker 4: the hallway and he was completely nude. It's no like
Speaker 4: he realized what he was doing once the door was closed.
Speaker 4: But I'd also taken a sleeping till he was banging
Speaker 4: on the door with the back up blackout line sound
Speaker 4: and I thought it was housekeeping and I was like, no, thanks.
Speaker 1: Good to know you flew all the way to Rome
Speaker 1: to then medicate yourself with shut the lines.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was overnight. We didn't want jet lame.
Speaker 2: Do you want to be wakeing?
Speaker 7: Two?
Speaker 2: Am?
Speaker 3: Gary On?
Speaker 2: Still see him?
Speaker 3: Nah, didn't say it?
Speaker 1: Oh wait beautiful thirteen twenty fourteen, Hey Gazza, where we
Speaker 1: caught nerd to wrap us up?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 7: Front door of my girlfriend's ass young and silly thought
Speaker 7: i'd deliver flower was naked on Valentine's Day. Front front
Speaker 7: door opened, didn't see my girlfriend looked in and there
Speaker 7: was her son
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