WEBVTT - Bonus: Nudie Run!

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<v Speaker 1>I want to take you airborne on board a Virgin

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<v Speaker 1>flight from Perth to Melbourne. About thirty minutes into the flight,

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<v Speaker 1>when a passenger thought they would de robe, get completely

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<v Speaker 1>nude and run down the aisle of the aircraft.

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<v Speaker 2>Nudy run, nudy run on board a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>However, he knocked over a crew member. Oh that's a

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<v Speaker 3>no go.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, actually that's getting the trolley out.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe the trolley was out. The trolley would

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<v Speaker 3>have taken him out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's only a small plane. It's only a single aisle.

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<v Speaker 1>That's three seats, aisle, three seats. I mean, if someone's

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping with their legout and you go running down with

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<v Speaker 1>your slungout, it's your trip.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't be getting your shlung out on a plane.

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<v Speaker 3>On a plane does not belong.

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<v Speaker 4>Snake's on a plane. Good movie, mother, Yeah, you can't

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<v Speaker 4>be doing that. So they took off from Perth and

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<v Speaker 4>turned around and had to go back to how it

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<v Speaker 4>was only half an hour into the planet.

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<v Speaker 3>How angry would you be?

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<v Speaker 4>Not the same effect as doing a nudy run across

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<v Speaker 4>the MCJ or something where people cheer for you.

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<v Speaker 2>No one would be cheering.

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<v Speaker 1>So he got full naked out for naked he was

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<v Speaker 1>restrained by federal police and the plane landing back in

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<v Speaker 1>Perth and he was taken off for a psychobut.

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<v Speaker 4>A guy got on a plane I was on from

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<v Speaker 4>Melbourne to Los Angeles ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he just kept.

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<v Speaker 5>My god, a nerdy. There's a nerdy run in the studio.

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<v Speaker 5>Has he got a tattoo on his arm?

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<v Speaker 6>Come back in another lap?

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<v Speaker 7>Lap lap?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>My tattoo on your bum?

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<v Speaker 5>What's that say?

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<v Speaker 8>Was?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>Our irish leprehorn producer just did two lots this year.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're in a nudie run.

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<v Speaker 3>God, I love this show.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not have that on my bingo card this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, he has very small hands. He's been he's looking good.

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<v Speaker 5>You look great.

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<v Speaker 2>Jazz looking good, bro.

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<v Speaker 3>The tattoo on the bomb, I don't know. We see

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<v Speaker 3>the jazz.

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<v Speaker 6>What's the tatsa?

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<v Speaker 2>What is the tat.

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<v Speaker 5>Jason Lauren?

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<v Speaker 3>It says whosh.

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<v Speaker 6>Whosh warning, It says hush past what who doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 6>anything in particular. It was just a drunken tattoo after

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<v Speaker 6>our equivalent of schoolies back home.

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<v Speaker 2>Great jazz is whosh irish idiot, great rig I I

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<v Speaker 2>did not see that coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Your wife's going to be so proud of you for

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<v Speaker 4>that's a video.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we talk?

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<v Speaker 1>Vitie runs thirteen twenty fourteen, not needy runs.

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<v Speaker 3>But where have you been caught in the news?

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<v Speaker 2>Where have you been caught in the nude?

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<v Speaker 4>What about my friend who slept walked in just a

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<v Speaker 4>G string no bra out of her apartment really yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and couldn't get back in.

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<v Speaker 2>She had to walk to the local police station in

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<v Speaker 2>the note in a G string.

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<v Speaker 4>She sliptwalk out and got in the lift, didn't have

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<v Speaker 4>a keys or anything and was at the bottom of

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<v Speaker 4>the apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, oh, she cover herself, which she is on

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<v Speaker 2>her own.

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<v Speaker 4>She just put her hand across her boobs and walked

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<v Speaker 4>in a G string to the police station and said,

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<v Speaker 4>you've got to help me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got no phone, no keys.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine the Johnny Hoppers.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, well, Gaby show I gave youineteen fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>is our number?

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<v Speaker 3>Where have you been caught nude? Or if you know

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<v Speaker 3>someone who has.

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<v Speaker 1>Give us a ring At Novar you are on the

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<v Speaker 1>air with Jason Lauren Quin's here from the news room

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was our nude producer.

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<v Speaker 5>He just kids, there's a nerdy run in the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>That was Jersey, our Irish producer getting getting out his

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<v Speaker 1>little lepricorn.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you're asking got nude on a plane?

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<v Speaker 4>He did a nudy run on a It was supposed

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<v Speaker 4>to be a flight from Perth to Melbourne, but in

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<v Speaker 4>a surprise no one had ended up being a flight

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<v Speaker 4>from Perth back to Perth because there was a naked man.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four ten, where have you been caught naked?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to the ferns.

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah in morning ten? Good morning, Hi, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 8>So good to have you guys that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 8>Embarrass embarrassed to tell this, but I will do.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hey, hey, safe sign.

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<v Speaker 8>I was a junior doctor working up in rural Queens Bline,

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<v Speaker 8>so a small community, and I was coming back to

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<v Speaker 8>Melbourne to see family and friends for the first time,

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<v Speaker 8>so twenty first, so I had to have a fake ten.

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<v Speaker 8>I just finished night shifts and so I was waiting

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<v Speaker 8>for my tan to dry, having my recharge before I

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<v Speaker 8>flow home and didn't know that the real estate agent

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<v Speaker 8>was bringing some colleagues of mine over to view my apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, did they walk in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what did they think of your open home?

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<v Speaker 8>I was mortified and got on the fruit slight out

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<v Speaker 8>of there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>A real estate agent walked in on me nude in

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<v Speaker 4>bed once when he decided to bring someone through the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember that walk in nude on readA or once?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, the same house was getting a nudist colony.

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<v Speaker 4>The first time I met her, I didn't realize she

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<v Speaker 4>was in my spare room. It was when she just

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<v Speaker 4>started dating Tiger and I went downstairs to get something

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<v Speaker 4>out of the spare room, swung open the door and she.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, Hi, I'm Rita and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>she told me nude yep sucks. Yeah, anyway, I got

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<v Speaker 2>on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you get Rida or I get my mother

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<v Speaker 3>in law.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go Grace, I'm thirteen twenty Grace overseen naked or

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<v Speaker 1>where were you caught?

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, guys, I it was actually me when I was

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<v Speaker 9>in hospital having my last baby and they had me

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<v Speaker 9>in the birthing pool and I was just hanging out

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<v Speaker 9>for that EPI dual. So when they said to me, okay,

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<v Speaker 9>we can walk back to your room now and get

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<v Speaker 9>the EPI dual I don't remember it, but apparently just

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<v Speaker 9>I just shot up, jumped out the bath and started

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<v Speaker 9>down the corridor pass all the you know dads with

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<v Speaker 9>their started dripping off. Yeah, that the midwife is chasing

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<v Speaker 9>aff Are you.

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<v Speaker 3>Here to cover up?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Good on your grace.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you don't need to cover up, freaking you're in

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<v Speaker 4>the birthing ward. You can be as nude as you like.

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<v Speaker 3>The first thing my mind goes to is, oh, there's

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<v Speaker 3>water on the floor now. Yeah, but she needs that

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<v Speaker 3>EPI dual. Yeah, you do anything. But I hate when

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<v Speaker 3>the kids run through the house after they've been on

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<v Speaker 3>the well.

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<v Speaker 4>It must be really hard for you when there's water

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<v Speaker 4>on the floor when your wife's giving birth.

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<v Speaker 2>Must have been awful for you, Jason.

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<v Speaker 3>She's doing that patronizing sounds just somewhat patronized.

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<v Speaker 2>Jase was like Lou gave birth and I just it

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<v Speaker 2>was there was mess. I just couldn't handle the mess.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we clean up as we go once you get

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<v Speaker 3>out of the shower, all.

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<v Speaker 2>The bar not making a spaghetti bowlernaise mate.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, but you do I do tasks nude once

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<v Speaker 4>once I get out of the shower, like, for instance,

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of weeks ago, I got out of the shower.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, ah, geez, I've got to feed the dog.

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<v Speaker 5>I grabbed the dry food.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to see you leaning over a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl, went outside and I filled up his water. It's

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<v Speaker 2>too cold for that kind of behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to your house. Even your bathroom's quite exposed

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<v Speaker 1>to exposed.

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<v Speaker 3>For me, I was the same those windows.

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<v Speaker 2>No nothing nothing on in Melbourne. In Mary, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>be feeding the dog nose.

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<v Speaker 3>The dog was. The dog is getting fair. But you know,

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<v Speaker 3>when they're really hungry, they try and run between your

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<v Speaker 3>legs to get to the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine what the neighbors would have thought they looked over

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<v Speaker 1>the fence we're merving.

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<v Speaker 2>They might think there's a spare pigs are up for grabs.

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<v Speaker 3>They looked dry and wrinkly. Those things give the dogger bird.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go Nick from Clyde. Oh, it's our

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<v Speaker 1>aero section. Of course, Nick's weighing in on this because

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<v Speaker 1>of someone neude on a plane. You ever got a

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<v Speaker 1>nude on a plane?

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<v Speaker 2>Nick?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 10>I never, never, never, never, But I'd like to try

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<v Speaker 10>one time.

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<v Speaker 2>You might need a private plane, Nick, where were you caught.

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<v Speaker 10>So I was driving from Melbourne's and New South Wales

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<v Speaker 10>and stopped at a motel overnight, had a quick shower,

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<v Speaker 10>thought to myself, ship close right outside, the door shut

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<v Speaker 10>behind me the car. The door locked and the first

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<v Speaker 10>thing who grabbed was chair in my hands for the

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<v Speaker 10>front trying to get to reception and wasn't going to

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<v Speaker 10>make it. So I've seen the pool. I jump into

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<v Speaker 10>the Paul. We kneeled out help and the guy came

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<v Speaker 10>out and told me to get out of the ball

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<v Speaker 10>which got open and I said, well, I'm blocked out

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<v Speaker 10>and I'm naked.

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<v Speaker 2>Get me a towel, bro, did you get your towel

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<v Speaker 2>and help you out? Give me a cow?

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<v Speaker 10>And got me a cow and then I locked the

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<v Speaker 10>door for me. But I sat there and it was

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<v Speaker 10>a very very cold night, so you can only get back.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that the guy came out and got up

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<v Speaker 3>him because it was outside pool out.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about being naked because they're quite.

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<v Speaker 3>Strict on that eight pm or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember I went to Rome last year in the in

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<v Speaker 4>the winter break here we went to Europe and on

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<v Speaker 4>our first night Paul took a sleeping tablet because he

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<v Speaker 4>didn't want to get jet lag? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 4>sleep through the night? And he woke up and thought

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<v Speaker 4>he was going to the bathroom and walked out to

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<v Speaker 4>the hallway and he was completely nude. It's no like

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<v Speaker 4>he realized what he was doing once the door was closed.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'd also taken a sleeping till he was banging

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<v Speaker 4>on the door with the back up blackout line sound

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<v Speaker 4>and I thought it was housekeeping and I was like, no, thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Good to know you flew all the way to Rome

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<v Speaker 1>to then medicate yourself with shut the lines.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it was overnight. We didn't want jet lame.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to be wakeing?

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<v Speaker 7>Two?

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<v Speaker 2>Am?

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<v Speaker 3>Gary On?

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<v Speaker 2>Still see him?

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, didn't say it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait beautiful thirteen twenty fourteen, Hey Gazza, where we

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<v Speaker 1>caught nerd to wrap us up?

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<v Speaker 8>Uh?

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<v Speaker 7>Front door of my girlfriend's ass young and silly thought

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<v Speaker 7>i'd deliver flower was naked on Valentine's Day. Front front

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<v Speaker 7>door opened, didn't see my girlfriend looked in and there

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<v Speaker 7>was her son

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<v Speaker 4>Gonna be Jason Laurenson Lauren wake Up Feeling Good on

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<v Speaker 4>number one hundreds, Lauren fly Good on Socials