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Speaker 1: I want to take you airborne on board a Virgin

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Speaker 1: flight from Perth to Melbourne. About thirty minutes into the flight,

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Speaker 1: when a passenger thought they would de robe, get completely

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Speaker 1: nude and run down the aisle of the aircraft.

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Speaker 2: Nudy run, nudy run on board a plane.

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Speaker 3: However, he knocked over a crew member. Oh that's a

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Speaker 3: no go.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually that's getting the trolley out.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe the trolley was out. The trolley would

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Speaker 2: It's only a small plane. It's only a single aisle.

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Speaker 1: That's three seats, aisle, three seats. I mean, if someone's

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Speaker 1: sleeping with their legout and you go running down with

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Speaker 1: your slungout, it's your trip.

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Speaker 2: You can't be getting your shlung out on a plane.

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Speaker 3: On a plane does not belong.

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Speaker 4: Snake's on a plane. Good movie, mother, Yeah, you can't

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Speaker 4: be doing that. So they took off from Perth and

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Speaker 4: turned around and had to go back to how it

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Speaker 4: was only half an hour into the planet.

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Speaker 3: How angry would you be?

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Speaker 4: Not the same effect as doing a nudy run across

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Speaker 4: the MCJ or something where people cheer for you.

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Speaker 2: No one would be cheering.

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Speaker 1: So he got full naked out for naked he was

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Speaker 1: restrained by federal police and the plane landing back in

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Speaker 1: Perth and he was taken off for a psychobut.

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Speaker 4: A guy got on a plane I was on from

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Speaker 4: Melbourne to Los Angeles ones.

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Speaker 2: Oh he just kept.

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Speaker 5: My god, a nerdy. There's a nerdy run in the studio.

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Speaker 5: Has he got a tattoo on his arm?

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Speaker 6: Come back in another lap?

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Speaker 7: Lap lap?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: My tattoo on your bum?

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Speaker 5: What's that say?

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Speaker 8: Was?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: Our irish leprehorn producer just did two lots this year.

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Speaker 2: If you're in a nudie run.

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Speaker 3: God, I love this show.

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Speaker 4: I did not have that on my bingo card this morning.

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Speaker 3: Guys, he has very small hands. He's been he's looking good.

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Speaker 5: You look great.

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Speaker 2: Jazz looking good, bro.

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Speaker 3: The tattoo on the bomb, I don't know. We see

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Speaker 3: the jazz.

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Speaker 6: What's the tatsa?

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Speaker 2: What is the tat.

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Speaker 5: Jason Lauren?

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Speaker 3: It says whosh.

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Speaker 6: Whosh warning, It says hush past what who doesn't mean

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Speaker 6: anything in particular. It was just a drunken tattoo after

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Speaker 6: our equivalent of schoolies back home.

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Speaker 2: Great jazz is whosh irish idiot, great rig I I

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Speaker 2: did not see that coming.

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Speaker 4: Your wife's going to be so proud of you for

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Speaker 4: that's a video.

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Speaker 3: Can we talk?

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Speaker 1: Vitie runs thirteen twenty fourteen, not needy runs.

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Speaker 3: But where have you been caught in the news?

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Speaker 2: Where have you been caught in the nude?

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Speaker 4: What about my friend who slept walked in just a

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Speaker 4: G string no bra out of her apartment really yeah,

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Speaker 4: and couldn't get back in.

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Speaker 2: She had to walk to the local police station in

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Speaker 4: She sliptwalk out and got in the lift, didn't have

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Speaker 2: Was like, oh, she cover herself, which she is on

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Speaker 4: She just put her hand across her boobs and walked

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Speaker 4: you've got to help me.

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Speaker 2: I've got no phone, no keys.

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Speaker 3: Imagine the Johnny Hoppers.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, well, Gaby show I gave youineteen fourteen

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Speaker 1: is our number?

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Speaker 3: Where have you been caught nude? Or if you know

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Speaker 3: someone who has.

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Speaker 1: Give us a ring At Novar you are on the

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Speaker 1: air with Jason Lauren Quin's here from the news room

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 3: So I was our nude producer.

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Speaker 5: He just kids, there's a nerdy run in the studio.

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Speaker 1: That was Jersey, our Irish producer getting getting out his

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Speaker 2: Or you're asking got nude on a plane?

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Speaker 4: He did a nudy run on a It was supposed

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Speaker 4: to be a flight from Perth to Melbourne, but in

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Speaker 4: a surprise no one had ended up being a flight

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Speaker 4: from Perth back to Perth because there was a naked man.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten, where have you been caught naked?

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Speaker 1: Let's go to the ferns.

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Speaker 2: Sarah in morning ten? Good morning, Hi, how are you going?

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Speaker 8: So good to have you guys that?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 8: Embarrass embarrassed to tell this, but I will do.

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Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, safe sign.

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Speaker 8: I was a junior doctor working up in rural Queens Bline,

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Speaker 8: so a small community, and I was coming back to

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Speaker 8: so twenty first, so I had to have a fake ten.

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Speaker 8: I just finished night shifts and so I was waiting

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Speaker 8: flow home and didn't know that the real estate agent

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Speaker 8: was bringing some colleagues of mine over to view my apartment.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, did they walk in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what did they think of your open home?

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Speaker 8: I was mortified and got on the fruit slight out

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 4: A real estate agent walked in on me nude in

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Speaker 3: Remember that walk in nude on readA or once?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, the same house was getting a nudist colony.

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Speaker 4: The first time I met her, I didn't realize she

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Speaker 4: was in my spare room. It was when she just

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Speaker 2: Was like, Hi, I'm Rita and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: she told me nude yep sucks. Yeah, anyway, I got

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Speaker 3: I mean, you get Rida or I get my mother

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Speaker 1: Let's go Grace, I'm thirteen twenty Grace overseen naked or

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Speaker 1: where were you caught?

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Speaker 9: Hey, guys, I it was actually me when I was

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Speaker 9: the EPI dual I don't remember it, but apparently just

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Speaker 9: aff Are you.

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Speaker 3: Here to cover up?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Good on your grace.

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Speaker 4: Now you don't need to cover up, freaking you're in

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Speaker 3: The first thing my mind goes to is, oh, there's

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Speaker 3: water on the floor now. Yeah, but she needs that

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Speaker 3: EPI dual. Yeah, you do anything. But I hate when

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Speaker 4: It must be really hard for you when there's water

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Speaker 2: Must have been awful for you, Jason.

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Speaker 3: She's doing that patronizing sounds just somewhat patronized.

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Speaker 2: Jase was like Lou gave birth and I just it

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Speaker 3: Can we clean up as we go once you get

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Speaker 2: The bar not making a spaghetti bowlernaise mate.

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Speaker 4: Come on, but you do I do tasks nude once

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Speaker 4: once I get out of the shower, like, for instance,

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Speaker 4: a couple of weeks ago, I got out of the shower.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, ah, geez, I've got to feed the dog.

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Speaker 5: I grabbed the dry food.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to see you leaning over a.

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Speaker 2: Bowl, went outside and I filled up his water. It's

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Speaker 1: I've been to your house. Even your bathroom's quite exposed

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Speaker 3: For me, I was the same those windows.

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Speaker 2: No nothing nothing on in Melbourne. In Mary, you can't

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Speaker 3: The dog was. The dog is getting fair. But you know,

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Speaker 3: when they're really hungry, they try and run between your

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Speaker 2: They might think there's a spare pigs are up for grabs.

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Speaker 3: They looked dry and wrinkly. Those things give the dogger bird.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's go Nick from Clyde. Oh, it's our

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Speaker 2: Nick?

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Speaker 2: You might need a private plane, Nick, where were you caught.

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Speaker 10: So I was driving from Melbourne's and New South Wales

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Speaker 2: and help you out? Give me a cow?

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Speaker 10: And got me a cow and then I locked the

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Speaker 10: a very very cold night, so you can only get back.

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Speaker 3: I love that the guy came out and got up

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Speaker 3: him because it was outside pool out.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about being naked because they're quite.

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Speaker 3: Strict on that eight pm or something.

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Speaker 4: Remember I went to Rome last year in the in

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Speaker 4: our first night Paul took a sleeping tablet because he

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Speaker 4: didn't want to get jet lag? Do you want to

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Speaker 4: the hallway and he was completely nude. It's no like

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Speaker 4: he realized what he was doing once the door was closed.

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Speaker 4: But I'd also taken a sleeping till he was banging

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Speaker 4: and I thought it was housekeeping and I was like, no, thanks.

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Speaker 1: Good to know you flew all the way to Rome

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Speaker 1: to then medicate yourself with shut the lines.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it was overnight. We didn't want jet lame.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to be wakeing?

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Speaker 7: Two?

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Speaker 2: Am?

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Speaker 3: Gary On?

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Speaker 2: Still see him?

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Speaker 3: Nah, didn't say it?

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Speaker 1: Oh wait beautiful thirteen twenty fourteen, Hey Gazza, where we

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Speaker 1: caught nerd to wrap us up?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 7: Front door of my girlfriend's ass young and silly thought

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Speaker 7: i'd deliver flower was naked on Valentine's Day. Front front

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Speaker 7: door opened, didn't see my girlfriend looked in and there

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Speaker 7: was her son

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Speaker 4: Gonna be Jason Laurenson Lauren wake Up Feeling Good on

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Speaker 4: number one hundreds, Lauren fly Good on Socials