Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to the Math twenty podcast with
Speaker 1: me Joshua Fox. Now, I have a very exciting podcast
Speaker 1: today and it involves my mum doing a surprise interview
Speaker 1: with her favorite cast member, and she's got no idea
Speaker 1: this is about to happen. And if you're wondering why
Speaker 1: this is about to happen, Basically, as some of you
Speaker 1: guys may know, Married at First Sight Australia is huge
Speaker 1: in the UK. I'm talking it's one of the biggest
Speaker 1: shows over there. It captivates the country and the audience
Speaker 1: is just as big as it is in Australia. But
Speaker 1: they start airing it usually about six weeks behind us,
Speaker 1: So the stage they're currently are over there is they've
Speaker 1: now watched the weddings, the Honeymoons and the first Dinner Party. Now,
Speaker 1: obviously I'm from the UK, my family still live over there,
Speaker 1: and my sixty three year old mum is mad into
Speaker 1: the show, so I've decided to make her my UK correspondent,
Speaker 1: just to kind of get a vibe of who people
Speaker 1: in England are loving, who they hating. Are they feeling
Speaker 1: the same as we felt at that time? Some mom
Speaker 1: thinks I'm about the phone and now just to get
Speaker 1: her thoughts on you know who she's loving and hating
Speaker 1: so far. And what she doesn't realize is I'm going
Speaker 1: to have Katie waiting on the line ready for them
Speaker 1: to do a impromptu interview with her. Because Mum used
Speaker 1: to tell me she always wanted to be a journalist
Speaker 1: grown up, but she never was, or at least I
Speaker 1: think she's Someone told me they wanted to be a journalist,
Speaker 1: and I think it was my mum, but it might
Speaker 1: not have been. But that's basically the setup of why
Speaker 1: I'm getting to interview these people, So I hope it
Speaker 1: was Arrh said that it might Actually I think it
Speaker 1: was my Auntie who said that It'll be fine anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm gonna fill my mum now, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello Christine. How are you doing.
Speaker 2: I'm all right, yeah, I've just started watching that protection Mum.
Speaker 1: This is your first kind of episode, your first job
Speaker 1: as the UK correspondent, and you all right, yeah, pausing
Speaker 1: the telly would be good. All right, Well, we're recording
Speaker 1: a podcast. We need quiet.
Speaker 2: Recording now.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is the I've told you. We set a time.
Speaker 1: You're the UK Correspondent and this is it.
Speaker 2: I don't know it had happened that quite right.
Speaker 1: Hello, okay, and welcome to the mass Funny Podcast. You're
Speaker 1: officially now Maths Funny's UK correspondent because you're a few
Speaker 1: weeks into the season. Over there, it's captivated England. You've
Speaker 1: been out there talking to people on the bus, in
Speaker 1: the cafes, in the pub, on the street. You've got
Speaker 1: a vibe of the entire country. What's happening over there month?
Speaker 2: Right? Well, I think people people like cater love Katie
Speaker 2: because yeah, she seems shanuine, she's she's just a lovely
Speaker 2: woman and she'd deserves somebody really nice. They should never
Speaker 2: have paired it with Tack. You've just got this. It's
Speaker 2: a school teacher as well, don't I.
Speaker 1: I think he may have lost his job.
Speaker 2: Now, well, I'm not surprised. I wasn't one name teaching
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 1: Kid?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, yeah, you're you're a big cage. You're not
Speaker 2: school age.
Speaker 1: And look how I've turned out.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because you had nice teachers.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're so far you're loving Katie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Katey is so flat. Katey just deserves somebody really nice.
Speaker 2: Just sank Katie over her and I'll attack her on
Speaker 2: the night out with my mates and we'll find her
Speaker 2: somebody nice.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think she's gonna want to fly to
Speaker 1: northern England to go out with. But of sixty five year.
Speaker 2: Olds, we're not all sixty five year olds. I'm a
Speaker 2: very young sixty three year old and your friends are younger.
Speaker 1: So well, I do have a surprise for you in
Speaker 1: this podcast. Oh come on, you're about to interview Katie.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: She's on the line waiting.
Speaker 2: No georsh, don't do this to me, please, she said
Speaker 2: you want to this.
Speaker 1: No, Katie just wants to come on and say hello
Speaker 1: to England.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, that's funny.
Speaker 1: You can't say that before I connect her. Can you
Speaker 1: think of a couple of good questions for her?
Speaker 2: No? Not really, she's nice, all right, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's welcome to ask a question as long as
Speaker 1: he's nice.
Speaker 2: Dad, we'll leave that.
Speaker 1: Didn't you say you always wanted to be a journalist?
Speaker 2: No? Never, because I don't like talking to people that much.
Speaker 1: So have you agreed to do a podcast.
Speaker 2: Because I'm doing it for you? You can be sawn A love.
Speaker 1: Your well, this could lead to something great. You said
Speaker 1: you bored him retirement. All right, okay, you said last
Speaker 1: time we spoke, you boyed you're looking for a part
Speaker 1: time job.
Speaker 2: Right, this will definitely not lead to anything for me.
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, I'm going to connect Katie. Okay, So I
Speaker 1: have some nice questions ready, money?
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Coate?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm all right?
Speaker 4: Thanks to you, very good, I'm pretty rightly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you found a nice chanceleman friend?
Speaker 1: When you start like an interview in chat, you're gonna,
Speaker 1: you know, introduce yourself as the UK correspondent, tell her
Speaker 1: what you've just been telling me. That everyone loves Katie.
Speaker 1: You don't just jump straight and.
Speaker 2: We do love you, Katie. You're a lovely woman. We
Speaker 2: don't like him at all. You should never have been.
Speaker 3: Oh yes it was. It was an interesting, interesting process
Speaker 3: for sure, for him to be able to get to
Speaker 3: that point.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I have no hard feelings, I think given
Speaker 4: what I've seen, he you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly, you definitely did, and you deserve somebody so much nicer.
Speaker 3: I think so too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want somebody who you know, can see
Speaker 4: past all the superficial stuff. And and really connect with
Speaker 4: the things that matter, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh, you just say somebody who is genuine and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a nice English gentleman.
Speaker 2: We're gonna ship it off betweens, and we're going to
Speaker 2: somebody really nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah sounds good. You probably have a better look out England.
Speaker 3: Here I come.
Speaker 1: Mumblings, a small seaside town and just Katie, don't get
Speaker 1: your hope. So because last time I went to visit
Speaker 1: the area she lives. Everyone's above sixty and have a
Speaker 1: noticeable lack of front teeth.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, well, now here I am preaching about not
Speaker 4: superficial stuff.
Speaker 3: I better follow through, right.
Speaker 2: And will take you to some nice your trendy places.
Speaker 4: Oh, cool night out in London perhaps, Oh Manchester?
Speaker 3: Okay, Manchester? Is that where it's at?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Manchester, Manchester?
Speaker 3: Look it at girls going on?
Speaker 2: But you you just enjoy life and yeah, and don't
Speaker 2: worry too much. All I'll come to you. You're a
Speaker 2: nice person.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Yes, I will continue being patient and you know, continue
Speaker 4: enjoying life like I did before the experiment.
Speaker 3: And I'll do it after the experiment. And it's been yeah,
Speaker 3: very confronting experience. But also I've been able to stay
Speaker 3: true to myself, so I feel are you up to.
Speaker 4: You passed my little experience yet though, we just I've
Speaker 4: just watched up to the first and a passer.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tim was putting all the blame on too.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yeah that was off the back of me
Speaker 4: starting to call him out for things and he started
Speaker 4: to flip the script. So yeah, classic classic predictable move there.
Speaker 2: But he's putting all.
Speaker 4: The absolutely no he yeah, continuously kind of you know,
Speaker 4: shut conversations down and and even left left everything early
Speaker 4: and yeah, so it show zero effort. And you know what,
Speaker 4: I don't I don't mind that he didn't find me
Speaker 4: physically attractive.
Speaker 3: That's totally okay.
Speaker 4: And I said to him, like, you know, we can
Speaker 4: walk away from this as friends, no hard feelings whatever,
Speaker 4: Like if you have certain expectations, that's fine, Like I
Speaker 4: don't meet.
Speaker 3: Them, that's also fine, but just don't be.
Speaker 2: Mean and was.
Speaker 3: Not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm mind. Cat's not really much of an
Speaker 2: oil pa. Now have so many mums, I know, it's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, yeah, a lot of people like that
Speaker 4: think they're ten out of ten, and it's yeah, I
Speaker 4: just want somebody who can see past you know, all
Speaker 4: of that facade and all of.
Speaker 3: That just there's a lot of work that goes into
Speaker 3: making people look that good. And you know, I've got
Speaker 3: other things to do.
Speaker 2: You want somebody real and somebody is kind.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely right.
Speaker 2: I'll have a look around one of my travels and
Speaker 2: I'll see what I can do.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Christine, that would be helpful.
Speaker 2: And she'll just be happy.
Speaker 3: I will thank you so much. Yeah, I'm pretty happy
Speaker 3: in life, so that's normal, Katie.
Speaker 1: Before we let you go, could you rate mum's first
Speaker 1: ever interview? Do you reckon? She's done a good job?
Speaker 3: Is this her first ever interview? Christine, you're up to
Speaker 3: a ten?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you my deepest duck a secrets.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it was God enjoyed and enjoying you. So
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 3: Well you started on a high.
Speaker 2: Me off.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you writing much for your time, Katie.
Speaker 3: We appreciate that very much, of course, no worries. I
Speaker 3: can't say no to mam.
Speaker 2: No, look after yourself, darling.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Christinian, have a beautiful day.
Speaker 2: See Josh by love bye bye.
Speaker 1: Okay, moment's just me and you again. Okay, you did
Speaker 1: really well there.
Speaker 2: Right, So we talked Jamie to see your gram.
Speaker 1: We're still recording a podcast.
Speaker 2: It's still regarding it's sound about marriage at first.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast record, not a family catch up.
Speaker 1: Let's just wrap the recording. Then we'll get into what
Speaker 1: happened at the weekend with Jamie and Gray. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So you're just in your first interview. I was impressed. Well, yeah.
Speaker 1: The only thing I'd say is at the start, jumping
Speaker 1: straight in with a question usually you want to maybe
Speaker 1: one place, yeah, like, not just go ah like. It
Speaker 1: felt a bit zero two, one hundred, But that's okay
Speaker 1: because I did spring this on you with no warning.
Speaker 2: Well he does, so delete that, but well, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to delete it.
Speaker 1: We can't know. Then i'd be accused of being like
Speaker 1: the show's producers, editing accurately. Yeah, but you know, overall,
Speaker 1: very impressed, Christine.
Speaker 2: Okay, Mak's god, how many out of ten?
Speaker 1: Okay, you give you a ten. I'm probably going to
Speaker 1: go seven.
Speaker 2: Rightly, because there's always improvement. How much am I on?
Speaker 2: How much am I will earth?
Speaker 1: Good question?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'll have a think about that one Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wanted to say something about Elliott, did you?
Speaker 1: Because you're two weeks in Sweat the minute you hate him,
Speaker 1: love Katie, and then the other one you probably have
Speaker 1: strong thoughts for is Elliott.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Elliott O God's gift to women. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 2: good looking guy and he knows that. I don't really
Speaker 2: know why he's put himself for the show.
Speaker 1: Any would you be surprised if I told you that
Speaker 1: the point we're at now in the show, we're now
Speaker 1: kind of all big fans of Elliott and he's actually
Speaker 1: the funniest person to follow on TikTok we.
Speaker 2: Wow, Well Elliott's gone missing in the show where I'm
Speaker 2: up to?
Speaker 1: And what do you think of Big Dave, the kind
Speaker 1: of six foot seven tattooed bloke.
Speaker 2: I like Dave and I like you.
Speaker 1: You won't like Dave in a few weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they come across really nice, nice guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't like Dave in a few weeks. You
Speaker 1: won't like Dave in a few weeks.
Speaker 2: Oh, well, they're not right.
Speaker 1: There's another plot twist that we're just experiencing.
Speaker 2: Ah and I like Dreamer because she's struck up for Cat.
Speaker 2: She had Casey's back at the first CINDERPARTA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and what do you think about John the expert
Speaker 1: out of curiosity?
Speaker 2: I just think is very Waldron.
Speaker 1: I was on the national news across the Ralia last
Speaker 1: night discussing my feud with him, which has come out
Speaker 1: of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: I approached him to ask him a question that he
Speaker 1: ignored over email, asking about his ethics as a clinical
Speaker 1: psychologist in relation to his practice on the show. He
Speaker 1: kind of mocked me, patronized me, smoked and he filmed me,
Speaker 1: ignored my questions while going what else you got for me?
Speaker 2: Josh?
Speaker 1: And then the next day he says he feared for
Speaker 1: his safety.
Speaker 2: God trailer does imagine John might struggle when he asked
Speaker 2: to speak for himself and the big Quick's telling him.
Speaker 1: What to say?
Speaker 2: Oh Joe, yes?
Speaker 1: So now what were you telling me about Jamie and
Speaker 1: Grant at the weekend?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 2: Right, okay, So when we took Jamie to see Grant,
Speaker 2: not obviously, so she struggles, who is it which one?
Speaker 1: I said?
Speaker 2: It's Seamish. He was the good baby, not like his brother.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, but he was Shamie Jamie. All he had
Speaker 2: to do was feed him and put him down and
Speaker 2: he was fine, you creamy needy baby. So yeah, so
Speaker 2: this issue in work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just sat in the podcast. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: still technically recorded, probably relevant to my protection lod oh
Speaker 1: the show you're watching on the Telly.
Speaker 2: Because I'm Tarios and I'm going to watch the Angels Protection.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, thank you very much, mum. You've done a
Speaker 1: great job as your first your first job as a journalist,
Speaker 1: your first episode UK or the people into that you're
Speaker 1: the UK correspondent.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, really need somebody younger? Why Oh I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Why not because you're the star Christine right?
Speaker 2: Okay, love right, Well, have a good time, speak soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks mom, goodbye,