WEBVTT - #1926 D*ck Togs & Hand Warmers - Patrick Bonello 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.560 I got a tenaman, So you project Patrick and tear 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.200 for here every two weeks. We'll tips here a lot 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:07.880 more than that. Patrick's here every two weeks, because I 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:10.000 think we'd burst if we had any more of him 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:14.680 than that. Of course, it's the U project, and let's start. 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:18.000 Let's go, let's go the other way around. Let's start 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:21.440 with boy wander up there in Bland, the thriving metropolis 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:21.959 of Bland. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:23.480 Hi, mate, how are you? 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:27.760 It was so cold yesterday that I was worried Fritz 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:29.440 was going to be frozen to a tree. 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:34.640 Oh, frozen Fritz. That sounds like some kind of streets product. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:39.280 Oh man, I have, yeah, lickety split and a frozen Fritz. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:43.680 It was so cold. It was so it's been so freezing, 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:47.000 and I had one of you know those wheat heat 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.159 packs you put in the microwave. So I do call 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:51.280 this morning when I go. So, I've got my hoodie 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.120 with the pocket that goes all the way through, because's 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:56.320 very important. You get a pocket that goes all the 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.440 way through, and then I can shove my hands in 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.600 there and it stays warm for about Oh look, if 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.440 I zap at it for four minutes, I reckon I 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:07.000 get about forty five minutes of heat out of it. 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:08.640 Wow, that's pretty good. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:12.080 Yeah, okay, can I throw down a challenge for you 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:13.000 to try something? 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:13.559 Okay? 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.920 Actually, personally, what's the I'm taking off? Mahuti? 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.520 Everyone, I must be getting serious to reveal the flannel 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:23.160 underneath for haughty. I'm not a bogain at all. That's 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:26.440 a treat for you too, but no one else. What's 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:29.240 the temperature there on average at the minute in the morning, 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:31.040 look at bit. 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:35.200 Varies between minus two and maybe plus two at the 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:36.040 moment in the mornings. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:37.759 And how long do you walk for? 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.360 Oh? Well, I go to the gym first, so that's 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:43.119 the first port of call, so Jim first. Because we've 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.920 spoken about putting the beach towel on my windscreen so 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:48.520 it does an ice over, So I do that the 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:52.240 night before. So I normally take Fritzy out for about 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.640 forty five minutes to an hour, depends on who I 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:59.960 bump into on the way, because our mutual friend tif 0:02:00.640 --> 0:02:03.720 Kim and Walter we bump into them a fair bit. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.120 And she's a listener to the show. I'm going to 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:07.800 tell you a story about this later. I don't want 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:10.640 to interrupt the introduction, but it is pretty damn cold, 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:12.480 and I do go out for around about forty five 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:13.160 minutes to an hour. 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.160 You're the only bloke that I can say, how long 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.440 do you walk for? And that becomes a two minute 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:22.640 monologue like all you need to go is forty five minutes? 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:31.400 Answer? Na, fucking hell. I just went and grew a 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:32.400 beard and had a shave. 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:37.400 So here's my It's something I've been doing. It's going 0:02:37.480 --> 0:02:40.560 to be much harder for you, because I mean cold 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:43.680 where I am is about four or five or six, 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:48.080 but where you are it's fucking sub zero. Try this, mate, 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:52.959 like three mornings a week if you want to get up, 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:58.320 go for a walk without Fritz in a singlet and 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.600 a pair of shorts in the freezing for ten minutes 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:03.079 and see. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:03.440 How you go. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:06.440 So instead of having to do an ice bath or 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:11.000 you know, cold plunge or whatever, try that I've been 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:15.040 doing it. It's you feel fucking great when you get back. 0:03:15.200 --> 0:03:19.960 NOODI run. You know I have Reinard syndrome, right, jog 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:27.519 it out. My hands and feet go white. If anybody 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:30.960 listening to us knows what reinards condition or reinard syndrome is, 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:34.840 it means that you don't just have cold hands. The 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.720 blood rushes out of your fingertips. Look it up, Go 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.480 and do a Google search on and just type in 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:44.800 Reynard syndrome and the fingers go completely white and numb. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:48.839 And that's me within the third thirty seconds. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.440 So wear some gloves, but nothing else. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:55.160 All I want is isody. I want some dick togs. No, no, 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:57.680 we want your junk covered. Nobody needs to see that, 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:04.640 although they need a fucking telescope. Dick togs gloves. Well 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:11.760 it's cold, I mean, and yeah, you don't want that 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:15.760 to do you. Good morning Tiff, Good morning tif here. 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:20.800 How why are you dressed like a corporate banana? 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.600 Because I'm a fancy I'm very fancy and. 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:27.000 You look like you're wearing a yellow suit or yellow 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:28.400 like yellow. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:32.279 Double breasted jacket. It's the best, so good color. 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:34.920 You've been out networking this morning? 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:35.240 Yeah? 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:38.359 Just you know, work in the room, Harps, work in 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.200 the room, having some smash. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:43.800 Davo tell me, tell me, and then Patrick can because 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.560 he's done a bit as well, because he told us 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.479 before we went live. What do you love and what 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:51.720 do you hate about networking? Or does depend depend on 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:52.080 the group. 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:54.200 Depends on the group very very much. 0:04:54.880 --> 0:05:01.279 I love hanging out with people in group environments, kind 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.960 of supporting each other and learning from different types of 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.080 people and just interacting. I just love being in the 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:10.440 room with people, and I hate when it's awkward and 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:12.920 stilted and there's a bunch of enaughies and it's. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:14.960 A bit forced. I hate that aspect, which. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.680 Can you know, depending on what room you enter, there 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:19.560 can be some of that good. 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:22.760 So this is not incidental networking. These are groups that 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:27.040 are organized specifically to bring people together for that reason. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:30.039 Yeah, yeah, this was My friend is a member of 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:31.840 this group. So I went along as a visit today. 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:36.080 They were holding a women's women in Business special events, 0:05:36.120 --> 0:05:37.360 so it was all women's focus. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:40.080 They had a stack of guests like. 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.920 Me come along and hang out with them, and it's 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:47.919 structured so there's chance for everyone to introduce themselves and 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:51.960 there's it's the purpose is to become referral partners for 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:53.360 each other in business. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.679 Nice Patrick, you've done a little bit of that. Thoughts. 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:59.640 Oh, my thoughts the same as Tiff. It really depends 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.640 on the room. The last time I did a networking 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:05.880 function was early last year. And I met my new 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:10.520 accountant there. He was fantastic, really dynamic, and he helped 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.799 me through a big business transition moving to a company structure. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.080 He was phenomenal and it's great. And you know, it 0:06:17.160 --> 0:06:21.080 was just a local networking thing organized by our local Shire. 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:23.479 I know, you laugh at me when I say shy. 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.960 You make me think I'm a hobbit, But we have 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:29.520 a Shire Council. But they do do a lot of 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:32.719 They're quite proactive in terms of doing networking and so. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.440 And I've also been involved with our local Chamber of 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:38.720 Commerce for many years as well. You know, do their 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.680 website for them, and they have regular functions, they have 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.640 dinner meetings every month. But I think, yeah, in general, 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:47.640 it really does come down to reading the room and 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.960 getting the right people in the right space. And I 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.600 mean it's no different than anything that I guess you've 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.839 done with any sort of interaction. You can go to 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.560 a party and it can die in the backside because 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:01.680 it's just not the right chemistry, whereas other times, you know, 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.160 you've got two men and a black dog and it's great, 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:06.120 it's the best not you've ever had. So you know, 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:07.560 it's just in the room. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:11.560 Yeah, yeah, I've never been to one. I should probably, 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.800 well maybe I should. I don't know, but yeah, I wouldn't. 0:07:13.880 --> 0:07:14.239 I would. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.360 I'd be curious to go stick my nose in and 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:17.960 see what happens and meet a few. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:22.320 People yourself invited. I'm going to haul you along and 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.000 guess what. This one's halfway between where you live and 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:26.960 where I live, so I will meet you there. You 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.680 won't have to stumble too far from your abode. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.720 Do I have to get my passport out? Is it 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.280 further than Elwood because I. 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:36.560 Don't go further now, it's half way to Wellwood? 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:39.480 Oh bright, right, Well that's really I could probably do that, 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:41.360 probably negotiate that Patrick. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:42.960 Were you going to make fun of my nose again? 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.200 No, no, I just I mean you did mention about 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.120 taking it into the room with you. But that's great. 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.240 It usually gets there long before me. By the time 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:53.440 I get in there, three people are standing under it. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:58.600 So you know, anyway, if you're outside, all the smokers 0:07:58.600 --> 0:07:59.640 can huddle underneath you. 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:00.840 Yeah. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:04.080 Yeah, if it's raining, everyone can just fucking shelter under 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:07.760 my schnozz. Yeah, I'm okay with all that, don't mind 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.080 at all. What are we talking? 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:14.160 About today, technic technical, before we jump into this. I 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.800 had a fascinating conversation with my friend Kim yesterday. 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.400 Hey, can I just point out, you know you're not 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:19.960 in charge? 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:21.560 Right? I know? 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.920 But no, no, you can't say before we jump into 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:25.840 this because you're not in fucking charge. 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:28.440 How about we vote? How about we vote to votes? 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:33.280 No, no, it's a dictatorship. There's no fucking vote here. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:39.439 I'm a megalamoniac. He's a megalomaniac. Maniacal podcast. Do you 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.360 get no fucking say he's going to tip? 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:45.880 What's fifty percent of zero? 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:52.320 Exactly? Come on, because you two are the people. Okay, 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:55.200 I reckon. There are two sorts of people in the world, 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:58.920 like the people who stub their toe cry and then 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.280 rock back and forward in the corner and the people 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.559 who pushed through it. Right. And so yesterday when I 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.920 bumped into my friend Kim and her dog Walter as 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.920 we were doing it early morning freezing walk, we got 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.440 talking about that sort of stuff and we started exchanging 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:16.839 pictures of our toes because I the last time I 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:20.080 was in Melbourne, I slipped off the bottom step and 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:23.480 flexed my toes and they ended up purple but I 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.400 pushed through it, right, And then she told me she 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.120 was lifting weights and was putting some new weights on. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.600 And you know what's the little end of the weights 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:35.720 that hold the big weights on collar. She's dropped the 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:39.600 collar onto her toe and then not only has she 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:42.959 broken her toe, she went for a run afterwards. Right, 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.800 this is how balls this she is. So we got 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:49.079 talking about this and pushing through and I was fascinated 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:51.800 to think about because the first time I ever went skiing, 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:57.080 on day one, I've fallen over. I fractured my finger. 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:01.040 My ring finger was at ninety degree ease, and then 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.400 for the next week I'd spend fifteen minutes putting the 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:04.960 gloves on because there was no way I was going 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.960 to spoil a ski trip. I'd never done skiing before, 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.400 and I'm thinking, I'm not going to go to a doctor. 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:13.120 That's just silly, because you know, I can get through this. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:16.720 So my finger was sitting out at ninety degrees and 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.480 it would take me all this time to put the 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:20.880 gloves on, but I wasn't going to spoil the whole day. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:24.559 So it made me wonder, given your experiences, and I'm 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.520 sure Tiff, given your experiences in the ring. What have 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:32.120 you fought through that? Ordinarily most people wouldn't. Have you 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:35.080 ever had an injury while you've been training or while 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.400 you've been fighting me, or. 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.560 Yeah, fucking like, get comfortable if you want me to 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:44.160 tell you about my injuries. So let's not even go 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.880 Let's not even go to me because my body's reasonably 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:49.920 fucked already. So let's go to tiff. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:55.680 My first amateur novice title fight. So I'd had a 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:59.640 few corporate boxing challenges and then my first novice title 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:04.040 fight I fought with a back thing going on, and 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:08.800 then after the fight, I got diagnosed with fractured stress 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:12.600 fractures in my transverse process, which is a little nodule 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:13.360 on the side of. 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:15.120 On my lumbar spine. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.679 Very painful, but you know when you get when you 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.240 step into the ring, adrenaline masks all of that, so 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:23.040 that disappears. 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.959 I've got one that is a good story, and that 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:29.800 is that is being mentally tough. But mine is about 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:33.319 being mentally stupid. So when I was young, I was obsessed, 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:34.720 as you remember, right. 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.439 And I've told their stories psypologies. 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.280 I used to run every day, Patrick, and I didn't 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.360 do it because I was disciplined. I did it because 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.000 I was obsessed. So I ran three hundred and sixty 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:47.400 five days of the year, every day of the year. 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.360 I did a thousand push ups every day of the year. 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.320 I did a thousand sit ups every day of the year. 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.880 I did like two hundred chin ups. Right, And it 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.760 wasn't because I was disciplined or had a lot of 0:11:57.760 --> 0:11:58.440 self control. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:11:59.760 It was because I was obsessed. 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:03.240 And when I did that, it made me look better 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:06.480 and feel better, and I was addicted to the look 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:08.920 and the feeling all this shit. Right, So anyway, and 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.560 I also used to play footy. I played footy. I 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:15.240 fucked up my ankle really badly. They didn't have moon 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.520 boots back then. They were not a thing. But if 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:21.320 they had, I'd be in a moonboot anyway. So it 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:26.000 was all taped up like a mummy crutches. The instructions 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:29.440 do not weight bear for two weeks, so don't put 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.240 your foot on the ground. Now, this is oh, no, 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:34.400 I run every day. It's like, well, no, you don't 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.920 run every day. You won't be running for maybe eight weeks. 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.800 I'm like, and I'm listening to him, going, that's not happening. 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.559 But anyway, So. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:46.360 The quicksh version is, I go home. I meant to 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.320 not put my foot on the ground, not even weight 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.160 bear a little bit for two weeks, and then slowly 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:53.360 introduce weight bearing, and then probably in about four weeks 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.840 start to walk, and then over time walk, jog, jog, 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:02.120 walk whatever. So I went home and I I climbed 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:03.839 out of the window of my bedroom at about ten 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:06.079 o'clock at night because I hadn't been for a run, 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:10.680 and obviously left the crutches in my bedroom. Ron and 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:13.480 Mary don't know about this, so feel free to tell them. 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:19.160 And I just started walking in absolute agony. I walked 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:21.520 out from the backyard out to the front of my house, 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.480 and I just in my mind, I'm like, I'm going 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.000 to run, doesn't matter how painful it is. 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:32.600 And so I started running, and obviously it was excruciating 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:38.559 pain and I ran hobbled, ran hobbled for about. 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.960 I don't know, like two hundred meters and I I 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.360 was fifteen, I was an idiot, right, But I'm crying. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:50.360 I'm because I'm an addict, like this is completely ridiculous, irrational, unhealthy. 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:52.559 Then I walk, I'm running in the middle of the 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:54.280 road because I live in the country, right, there's no 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:56.080 one around. So I walked to the side of the 0:13:56.160 --> 0:14:00.400 road where even though it's the country, it's it's a town. 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:04.320 It's moey, so there's gutters and shit. So I put 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:06.800 my foot in the gutter. So it was my right foot, 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:10.240 and my right foot was what's called supernated, so leaning 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.120 on the outside so kind of turned on that angle turned. 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.200 But when I walked in the gutter, the pain was 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:20.680 reduced significantly, Like I didn't even know why then I 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:23.240 know why now anyway, I'm like, oh, so it went 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:25.520 from like ten out of ten pain to like five. 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:28.480 So I tried a bit of a jog and it 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:32.440 was quite painful, obviously, but I could just jog. So 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.040 I spent the next month sneaking out of my bedroom 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:39.800 at night and jogging in gutters around Latroe Valley like 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:44.480 a fucking weirdo. And my right ankle, which it was, 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:45.680 has still fucked so. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:46.680 Good work me. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.360 Yeah, normal people sneak out to me, to girlfriend, go 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:54.400 to Ao allowed to and maybe to punch someone up. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:55.680 I don't know. I'm trying to think of what Tiff 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:59.920 might do. But really, to run on a broken foot, 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.240 that's awesome, mate, Yeah, go. 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:03.000 Meet, go meet. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.600 There's no by the way, there's no pride in that. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.080 That's the dumbest shit of all time. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:09.800 Yeah. When I finally went to the doctor after a 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:13.040 week of having a finger stuck in the ninety degree 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.040 position which was fractured, which I didn't know at the time. 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.480 I remember the doctor, you know, it looked at me 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.520 like I was an idiot. And then at the end 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.080 of the consultation, I said, so, when it's healed, will 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:25.280 I be able to play the piano? And he said, yeah, 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.640 of course you will. I said, fantastic. I've never been 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:28.840 able to play the piano. 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:33.520 You're an idiot. Did you sit up last night writing that? 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:35.840 I did actually say that to him, He laughed. He 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:37.320 thought it was quite entertaining. 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:41.080 All right, talk to us about stuff. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:44.560 Actually, I want to start with okay, can we start 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:45.440 with what's. 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:49.440 In a name? My business name sucks? Can we start there? 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:53.880 Well, look, it's funny. I was reading an article recently 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:57.080 about domain names going up in price, and I was thinking, 0:15:57.200 --> 0:15:59.320 quite often when I talk to people, you've got Craig 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:03.320 Harper dot com. Att. Okay, so it's a good name. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:07.720 It's easy to pronounce. My business name is Genesis FX. Like, 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:10.760 what a stupid name to have as a domain name. 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.720 How do you spell it? Is it e f f CT? 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:15.920 Is it letter F letter X? So it was. It 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.400 was good at the time, and it's not a Bible reference. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:21.200 Can I just clarify. I'm a Star Trek fan, I'm 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.320 a nerd. And it was from the second Wrath of 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:26.320 Khan movie Star Trek, The Wrath of Khn and they 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:29.200 had a Genesis device. I'm merding out. I'm just going 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.360 to I'm going to stop now. But anyway, so, so 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:32.400 I come up with this name. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:35.920 Hey, everyone, come back, everyone, come back. No, really, come 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:37.000 back to your phone now. 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:40.480 But I came up with the name before I before 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.960 I decided to, before the internet was around, so, you know, 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:46.800 because I knew you then. That was a long time ago. 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:52.080 Yeah, we met. We met each other just after the 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:56.680 wheel became a thing. And fire remember when they invented fire? 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:57.760 Howpened was that? 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:02.440 Yeah? We could actually cook out vegetables. Yeah, ah man, 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.359 but no, no, so got me thinking, and I just 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:09.880 thought some little trivia things about expensive typos. Right. So example, 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:13.960 in sixteen thirty one, right, an English printer accidentally left 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:17.880 out the word not in the seventh commandment, so ut 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:22.200 shalt not commit adultery became a free for all. Thou 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:26.399 shalt commit adultery? Right, So the poor blake was fined 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.680 by the baking Charles mind you ordered one thousand copies 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:34.240 destroyed and three thousand pounds and they revoked his Bible 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.679 printing license. So I guess it was the end of 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:40.760 his business. But another one NASA, Right, in nineteen sixty two, 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:46.040 NASA had a Mariner one mission to Venus, and it's 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:49.119 believed that someone writing the code put a comma in 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:53.120 the wrong spot and just after it launched they had 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:56.719 to destroy the satellite and it cost them eighty million 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:01.239 dollars in nineteen sixty two. Shit, a comma, Like a 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:02.359 comma in the code. 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:05.159 But I mean, can you explain to me? 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:08.520 Maybe Tiff understands what that means, but what does I 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:09.640 don't know what does that mean? 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.400 Like, so a comma in the code. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.600 The language, okay, the programming language that was used for 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:19.040 the guidance system. Because the comera is in the wrong spot. 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:21.040 So it might have been you know, you have ever 0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:23.360 watched you know that the rocket launches, they start off 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:24.960 going straight and then they kind of veer to the 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:27.080 side a little bit to try to get the escape 0:18:27.160 --> 0:18:31.240 velocity happening. Well, evidently the common meant that it made 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.639 a maneuver too early, so instead of say, it's supposed 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:36.000 to have done it at a kilometer, it did it 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:38.480 at like one hundred meters something along those lines. But 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:43.000 if effectively, it meant they had to destroy this eighty 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:46.359 million dollars satellite that was supposed to be going to Venus. 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:48.760 It was the first satellite of the first mission ever 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:51.160 to Venus. So yeah, that was that could be. 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:54.080 The most expensive typo in the history of typo's. 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:54.479 Patrick. 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:58.960 It's pretty good, isn't it. Yeah, Yeah, for sure, it happens. 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:05.040 Macy's did this promotion. That's the the I guess the supermarket. 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:06.080 Let's more than a Saon. 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:08.600 No, they're like a They're kind of our version of 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:12.280 Myers or yeah. Yeah, yeah, like a big department store. 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:15.240 Yeah. Well again, same thing. Someone's put in a diamond 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:18.320 necklace for the wrong price a typo and they had 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:21.960 to honor it. So in twenty thirteen, fifteen hundred dollars 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:27.040 diamond necklaces went for forty seven bucks and they all 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:27.760 got sold out. 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:34.000 Oh oh yeah, isn't that Oh god, yeah, well someone 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:35.359 someone's getting in trouble. 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:37.560 Yeah yeah. And the other one that I thought was 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:41.560 interesting was in twenty ten, Penguin Australia published a past 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:46.800 a Bible and someone in mistakingly instead of putting salt 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:50.439 and freshly ground pepper, they put salt and freshly ground 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:55.560 black people instead of black pepper. They put black people 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.679 black people black pepper, and so they had to it 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:01.080 was a twenty thousand dollar mistakes. So they had to 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:05.560 get rid of the pulp seven thousand copies of of 0:20:05.840 --> 0:20:06.960 the past the Bible. 0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:09.600 I think that would have been more than a twenty 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:10.720 thousand dollars mistake. 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:14.040 Like that is that is terrible? 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:18.200